 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
An Inane Waste of Time |
|
|
|
. . . A r t w o r k C r i t i q u e . . . |
|
|
|
Who likes art? Everybody likes art! And who likes art critics? Nobody likes art critics! And you're out of luck, because Nick and I happen to be two very discerning and intelligent art crititcs. And we have no art to critque. So we decided to find innocent little drawings by innocent little kids and mock them. Nick's comments are in purple, mine are in green. If you have any artwork you want to have professionally looked over, send it to one of us. Both of our e-mail addresses are all over this idiotic site! |
|
|
Navigation: |
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Main Page |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nick's Hilarious Joke |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Picture From Sweden |
|
|
Road Signs Explained |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Artwork Critques |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ummm... what can I say? It's from Sweden! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wonderous MTV.. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
And tragically, this strange, bearded man couldn't get away from the steamroller quickly enough... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Observations |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Complaints Page |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Guestbook |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Links and Such |
|
|
|
|
|
|
By Sarah |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Uh-oh. Watch out for mines that look like goldfish! |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
OH NO! Those orange bow-ties are going to sink the ship carrying the two one-armed, neon-torso children! Maybe that green head of a rake will help! |
|
|
|
|
|
By Sarah (2) |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
Eat a whopper! Seriously, that girl needs a cake or a twinkie or something cause she's going to fall through a crack in the sidewalk soon! |
|
|
|
|
|
Aww... isn't that cute... her left arm is a flesh-toned baseball bat. |
|
|
|
|
|
By Cary |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
Hmmmm.... It was titled "my house", but it looks like jail... |
|
|
|
|
|
"My house" eh? Tsk tsk... criminals start so young these days... |
|
|
|
|
|
By Rachel |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Whoa! This is creative! I'd never think not to use color or leave out any artistic ability whatsoever! |
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
It's a chair with a head and other various appendages! Run for your pitiful, meaningless lives! |
|
|
|