To: [email protected]
Subject: I HATE UR PAGE
You creators can kiss my butt. I should wipe your faces with my butt! First of all there should be three dots not four before digitized in your title. Also, you are messing with dumb people's minds. How cruel are you? This site is serious! Egg-treme tragedy... haha CORNY! I don't understand what is wrong with wearing a thinking cap on too tightly, all of friends wear their's that way. 3 dots not 4! You're not before "oh-so precious time". Take out That in the beginning of that sentence. It should say "use the links to browse". In a go kart? What is the connection? ONCE AGAIN 3 dots not 4! The joke... Nick I reccomend Dr. Ruth in Columbia to you, she works miracles with people who have problems. A 2yr old who can't talk could tell a better joke. For the road signs page, "have you ever been" not ever been. And no, no one has said that, except people with lit! tle brain.
What the hell are you? the dot police? So what? we wanted to put another dot in! Why are you so insistent on us kissing your ass or wiping your ass? Have you heard of toilet paper? I am no psychic but I think you fell out of the dumbass tree and got a stick caught up your ass.
I almost wish you had a solid grasp on grammar and sentence structure before you criticize ours. Then I could just make fun of the idiocy of your claims instead of proofreading your whole freaking letter for you. What the heck. You've already established yourself as lacking good judgement by sending hate mail. I think I'll just make fun of you.
So you didn't get the go-kart connection, eh? I'd bet good money you didn't get the joke either. Just like the page clearly says, you're dumb. Now you go making fun of the sentences I started with the word "That". I'd like to enlighten you that if that's such a horrid grammar crime that you should call me on it, then you probably shouldn't start final sentence in the email you use to criticize me with "AND". That's a BIG taboo in proper english.While we're on the subject of that final sentence, what's up with the exclaimation point in the middle of "little". Was your small, rage-clouded mind distracted?
No Nick, this person did not suffer a stick in the butt. They merely fell from the tree and hit every single branch on the way down before smacking their head against the ground.
