| Alice's Page | |||||||||||||||||
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| 'Without hats, we have no society' - Christian Dior | |||||||||||||||||
| Ranting Topics | |||||||||||||||||
| Once Alice has worked out how to navigate this damn site and remembered how to type, she will fill this page with all her words of wisdom - well, pop philosophy and over-punctuated bored thoughts. For now, however, you must admire the simplistic brilliance of a minimalist page, because I'm not entirely sure how to go about getting pictures on here via my ageing and badtempered computer. Enjoy. | |||||||||||||||||
| ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE EMO KIDS | |||||||||||||||||
| THE CAMPAIGN TO SAVE UNLOVED ACCESSORIES - with Sophie | |||||||||||||||||
| SHOE ANALYSIS FOR BEGINNERS | |||||||||||||||||
| ON OPAL FRUITS | |||||||||||||||||
| ON MCDONALDS |
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| WHY POP WILL NEVER EAT ITSELF | |||||||||||||||||
| THOUGHTS ON WATCHING DISNEY MOVIES WHILST STONED | |||||||||||||||||
| TEQUILA SHORTS | |||||||||||||||||
| WE ARE ALL ARSEHOLES NOW | |||||||||||||||||
| POP PUNKERS: WHY I WANT TO PLUCK THEIR PIERCINGS OUT WITH PLIERS AND PLAY TABLE TENNIS WITH THEIR EYEBALLS. | |||||||||||||||||
| THE FIRST FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT REPORT: OR, LAUREN AND THE MYSTERY OF WHAT'S IN THE BACKWELL WATER | |||||||||||||||||
| WHY 'FUCK' IS THE BEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE | |||||||||||||||||