Alice's Page
'Without hats, we have no society' - Christian Dior
Ranting Topics
Once Alice has worked out how to navigate this damn site and remembered how to type, she will fill this page with all her words of wisdom - well, pop philosophy and over-punctuated bored thoughts.  For now, however, you must admire the simplistic brilliance of a minimalist page, because I'm not entirely sure how to go about getting pictures on here via my ageing and badtempered computer.  Enjoy.
ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE EMO KIDS
THE CAMPAIGN TO SAVE UNLOVED ACCESSORIES - with Sophie
SHOE ANALYSIS FOR BEGINNERS
ON OPAL FRUITS
ON MCDONALDS
WHY POP WILL NEVER EAT ITSELF
THOUGHTS ON WATCHING DISNEY MOVIES WHILST STONED
TEQUILA SHORTS
WE ARE ALL ARSEHOLES NOW
POP PUNKERS: WHY I WANT TO PLUCK THEIR PIERCINGS OUT WITH PLIERS AND PLAY TABLE TENNIS WITH THEIR EYEBALLS.
THE FIRST FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT REPORT: OR, LAUREN AND THE MYSTERY OF WHAT'S IN THE BACKWELL WATER
WHY 'FUCK' IS THE BEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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