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| Joel Quotes "You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there." "This song is for the girls in [insert town here], because they mess with your head." "Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst." "This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( Describing Motivation Procolomation.) "My last name is sex. S-E-X." "It's ourself and it's titled by us." "Weve been together since the womb. We met in the womb." (Joel to Benji.) "Let me put on my leather pants and open my shirt." "Hold your head up, it'll get better." "He put Bengay on my nuts!" "I got all the heys." "I'd have sex with Britney and just makeout with Christina cause she'd have drama the next day." "I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was." "If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with everyone one of you!" "For all those people who thought they were having cybersex with Benji online they were wrong, it's not Benji you're having cyber sex with" (Benji has a huge grin on his face to say that he actually was having cyber with people online.) "Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be." "We love you all..." "Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much..." "So I wanna see all of you making out during this song." Joel: "This song is about quitting school, quitting work, quitting everything and starting a band. A punk rock band, a ska band, any kind of band. But what do you gotta do if you wanna start a boyband?" Crowd: "You gotta kill one of the ones already out there!" Joel: "That's right, because you gotta get in the rotation." "I was in Menudo." (When asked how touring has changed their lives) "I think you could say that we know more about the world, and we are now experts on the care and feeding of stinky, smelly socks." "Look what you did, you just made me say badass Buffalo five times." "It was the same thing, we stood in a room and picked! 'We want that guy!'" (Singing Seasons) "Walking all along the...grass, ya told me...ah y'all I forgot the words..." "Anywhere on your leg is near the bone and that shit hurts." "Yeah, I hurt my finger, does anyone have a Band-Aid?" "Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band." Canadian Radio DJ: "Do you know who the prime minister of Canada is?" Joel: "Boris Yeltsin!" "I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was." Some girl asks Joel: "Where are you playing tomorrow?" Another girl: "Birch Hill" (She yells it really loud and fast.) Joel: "Damn Girl." "We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious musicians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band." "People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy." "You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..." "Okay, now who stole my wallet?" "Damn girl, you don't have to pinch so hard, turn around, now it's your turn!" "I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated." "It's got to be hard to be a punk in colorado. There's no air." "Biotch... It's G to tha mutha fuckin C!" "He's like a little brother to us all.We like to pick on him,all of us you know." (Joel talking about Billy) Benji Quotes "I sellout every day! i say,'give me five bucks and i'll give you a kiss!" "state your position" "Uh, my names Benji...i grew up in Waldolf. Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach. In search of somebody sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relatiomship, coffee, or a good book" "my ass smells like Joel" "i got all the hoes" "they call me Benj; they call him Joel" "this is joel at the mall...'hey girl, who you with? you ever heard that song 'little things'? yo, thats about me, girl...awww yeah..." "joel wants to be an actor" "can i open this now" "we're kids from Waldolf" "I can freak" "Life is Benji, the rest is just details. Benji is life" "You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first hand experience...or, my friend does..." "I'm learning Italian right now 'Grazie'" "Everybody clap" "One time, i ripped Joel's nipples off! One tim ei peirced Paul's butt cheeks together" "this is a sweet song, its for the guys from MXPX. 'cause one night, i was having a right tough night. One of the guys from MXPX invited me on his bus. he helped me out alot, yeah, he held me all night long" "Eyeliner! always comes in handy" "so you can buy these at any craft store" "did we mention that we know John from Goldfinger?" "Steve Feinberg took the little gc seed and maximised it. Steve was the pitbull that we needed. He's more than our manager." "This is the get better sign" "I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And i wet my pants...but they fell off, so i couldnt wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me" "interviewer: would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boyband? Benji: umm...after you shot me in the head" "they symbolize that i can do what i want, they insure that i will never work a regular job"(on his tattoos and piercings) "It's a weird story actually. we were all going to your mums house. we all got there at the same time and met on the porch" (on how the band met) "Thats funny we were just talking about sex!" "I dont have a phone" "hey guys, i have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot and i think we ran over lil bow wow. sorry our bad!" "when i meet girls i like, i throw up on them" "yeah, on our day off we went to disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain!' and this morning when i walked into the bathroom, i swear i heard him singing 'when you wish upon a star'" "You're on your own biarch!" "Mother says I need to try to look more respectable" "I like to rip tags off mattresses" "We rented a car while we are here at the studio and i already put a huge scratch on the side" "We were put together by the label. We had to try out in a gymnasium. No, I'm just kidding. Thats how the backstreet boys got together." "I usually hit my head on the wall" "Call me a Mama's boy, I don't care." "Joel, your gloves SUCK!" "This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend i was him. And she said no and then she said, 'This isn't Joel, is it?' and i said, 'No, it's Benji!" "I'm gonna go...walk...into traffic" "If i wasn't in the band, I would be in jail" "When we fight, it's not about things you think we fight about like music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, 'Dude...dude...I told you not to wear my sock, dude...you know i like my socks...benji...dude, oh are those my boxers, too? Dude ooh..ohh do you have to go there? Dude...dude!' And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and i'll be like 'What do you think we should do?' I don't care...are those my boxers? DUDE!" "I'm agoraphobic...i just want someone to love me." "Hold on, You can make fun of me when I'm done making my point." "Hooked on phonics worked for me." "Look! There's JOEL! There's...the other one!" "I have a confession to make; I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out." "This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, coz I've had some troubles with that before." "We are just kinda the awkward guys who play music" "I used to work at target" "Hey, you guys wanna know Joel's middle name? Wanna know Joel's middle name? Joel's middle name is Reuben!" "Hi, we're Crazy Town and we suck." "I was in a boy band myself." Little Kid: "Hey Benji, will you sign my reportcard?" Benji: (looks around trying not to laugh) "Wow, that's really good." "You know, I just like to keep it all in the family. 'after being accused of being in relations with Joel'. "She's so punky!" (Benji on Avril) "Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit...yeah who's laughing now?? huh??" "I'm gonna marry a punk rock girl" "We are going to be 60 and still having sex to NOFX" Billy Quotes "Like this?"(on how ot make the "phil face") "I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things." "I murdered Paul's entire family." "I'm scared of cops." "There will be no ass signing tonight; I'm sorry for the inconvience" "Picture? SURE! you want a picture? Let's Take a Picture!" "Benji always claims to be an insomniac, but i swear as soon as we go on the van, he's like, dead asleep." "I'm not famous, you're just all crazy" "And now, im going to go to the bathroom, and no, you can't follow me in there!" "Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We video taped it." "I would be ken so i could be getting it on with barbie all day." "It's about being down, being the underdog "in the last five minutes, its Ian...Ian...Ian...Ian...Ian. I guess Ian's looking for me" "we spend a majority of the show after the playing just walking around the crowd and meeting kids. kids are like, "Why do you do this?" and we al say, "Well if it wasnt for you guys, we'd be nothing." it's like, it makes sense to us just to hang out, cause we like to" "i like to hang outside and meet new freinds, otherwise I'd be in a dressing room right now all bored and stuff." "you dont want to go near the inside of that, our vam stinks" "hey guys, you ready for some rock and roll" "ooh thats some good shit i mean stuff..." "as far as favourite foods go, im a vegetarian, if i had to choose a favourite food, it would be peanut butter." "I was good right" "i dont dislike too many things except for snakes! i dont have much of a tolerance for really fake people either. Another thing i hate is when St.Paul touches my... never mind, im actually pretty content with everything" "before i started playing music i was really into art, ive been drawing since i was very young and if i werent in a band id probably be an animator or a comic book artist" "im really into girls that ry to be a little different from everybody else but they are very classy at the same time" "yeah...you could say im a bit of a nerd about it" "i couldnt give up pizza" (billy talking about being a vegetarian, not a vegan) "Are you all sweaty?" "Why dont you come in the picture with me... it'll be more special that way." "You don't want to go near the inside of that, our van stinks!" "Oh, I thought you wanted a hug!" "If you want me to wait, I will wait for you" You figure its a nice love song but Benji swears its about his dog!" "I don't really think there is such a thing as a band selling out." "I'm scared of cops." "Paul's really good at bass. I think the problem is that we're not really good at playing guitar so we need other things to occupy us." (talking about why he started Level 27) "I used to just watch cartoons. Sit in front of the tv and watch cartoons with a piece of paper and a pencil. I would draw every cartoon character. I wanted to work for Disney really bad and be an animator. I'd sit around and draw all day long. I never really went out and played in the woods with a bunch of snakes under rocks. I was scared of snakes. I was pretty little so I would just sit around and draw. That's all I really did. I listened to "It's not easy being green" by Kermit on a record player in my headphones every single day. That was big on my list." (Talking about what he was like as a kid) Paul Quotes "You want to come back to my house?" Interviewer: "If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?" Paul: "I'd be a farmer." "You're what, s-s-s-sorry?" "I dropped an anvil on Benji." "People always ask me for a Paul Hug...what the heck is that?" "Do we even play music?" Emms: PPPPPAAAAAUUUUUULLLLLL!!!! Paul: "HHHHEEEEEYYYYYY!!!" (blank expression on face, surprised and unsure of what name to say back) Paul: "St Paul is not gay! He's very very straight!" guy: "Ok buddy, whatever you want to believe" Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings." "Watchout I might have rabies!" "I went from bandmember to extra like that. Story of my life" "He's a pitbull" (referring to cashdogg) Emms: Hey I'm really sorry but I've got 3 things for you to sign. Paul: That's ok (smiles) Emms: ooh oooh and my shoe! Paul: heeeyyy, you lied (laughs) Emms: Ohh I'm sorry will you forgive me? Paul: Of course i will (big smile) "You don't have to be athletically inclined to write down basketball scores." "If you ever make me do that again, I will punch you in the face and make you bleed." "Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad." "Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?" "Billy drives like an old grandma" Emms: Can you sign my shoe? (emms nearly starts to fall over) Paul: Steady, steady (laughing) (Emms hugs his back for balance) (Paul laughs) "What's a Paul Party?" "I have no brain" "I'm straight" "We figured it makes for better tattoos" "You have beautiful handwriting..." Person: "Can I have a hug?" Paul: "Only If I can hug you." Person: "Do you know that you're in the best band in the world?" PAUL: *Nods* "I know." Paul: "Here ya go." *Hands a signed picture* Person: "Spank you." Paul: "SPANK WHAT?" "I wasn't popular in school. I liked to pretend I was, and I would go sit with the cool kids. Then they'd tell me to go fuck myself, and I would realize what a loser I was." "Barbies? No... I never played with Barbie dolls..." "I met this girl once, she was an awesome boxer. She always came out of fights clean. Then I found out that she wasn't exactly a girl..." "I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house." "This cute girl tripped me in the hall back in high school, and everyone thought it was funny. So, the next day, I tripped her on her heels and I don't know what happened to her. I think she died... I don't know." "Look, I know a crossdresser when I see one." (on Justin Timberlake) Paul: Dude, I never drink beer. Never. Joel: You just did. Paul: Oh. |
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