THE PLAYA
Hell meet u & sweep u off your feet,
Hes nice; hes funny, so cute & so sweet,
Hes the perfect guy, the one of your dreams,
You belong together; or so it seems.
He looks in ur eyes, and plays wid ur hair,
He tells u that hell always be there
His touch is soft; his hold is so tight,
His words are soothing, his kiss just right
You ditch ur friends for ur new obsession
U dont realize ur future is full of depression,
U think that u love him: you giv him ur heart,
Little do u know hell tear it apart.
U know what he wants, you know its not good,
U told him to slow down, u think he understood,
U let it slide by; hes just havin fun,
He wont do it again for as long as he lives.At this point uve fallen into his trap,
Hes in control when ur on his lap,
U believe hes sorry, wen youre together again,
U give him a chance, he's ur only friend.
Ur right where he wants u, he moulds u like a clay,
And u see him with girl number three the next day,
He's got what he wanted, accomplished his goal,
But he still has ur heart that he evilly stole.
He's stolen ur purity, u still cant believe,
U feel hurt & cheap & extremely na�ve,
If only ur hair was blonde & straight,
If only u looked like ud lost some weight,
If only ur clothes were a little bit tighter,
If only ur teeth were a little bit whiter,
U know hes a dickhead, but u still want him back,
And grieve all those qualities u lack.
All u wanted was to have sum fun,
Now u wish that this whole thing hadnt begun.
U wish one day, youll see him cry,
That one day hell know he killed u inside.
But u know he wont because hes numb to pain,
Hell be wid sum girl while u cry & complain,
BEWARE of the playas; theyll steal ur heart,
And they wont give it back until its torn apart,
Dont let them suck u into their game,
Cause once u loose ull neva be the same!


Beware of the players, they'll steal your heart;
And they'll give it back, all torn apart.
Don't let them suck you into their game,
Because once you lose, you are never the same.





***Total JERK***
You pissed me off
You made me mad
You made me cry
You made me sad
You lied to me
You made me hurt
You made me see
You are a total JERK!





Neva say I love u
if it isn't really there
Neva talk bout feelings
if you really don't care
Neva hold my hand
if u'r gonna break my heart
Neva say u are gonna
If u dont plan to start
Neva look into my eyes I
f all u do is lie
Neva say hello
If u realy mean goodbye
If u realy mean foreva
Then please say ull try ..
Never say forever..
Because forever makes me cry..

  

I went to a birthday party
but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
so I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
the way you said I would,
that I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and
your advice to me was right
as the party finally ended
and the kids drove out of site.
I got into my own car,
sure to get home in one piece,
never knowing what was coming,
something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement.
I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,
as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
while he was flying high,
because he chose to drink and drive
that I would have to die.
So why do people do it,
knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me
like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid,
tell Daddy to be brave,
and when I go to heaven to
put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him
that it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me, Mom,
as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say
I love you and good-bye.
 



SEX POEM

Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game

Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain

The guy says i love you You believe its true

But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you'

10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital

A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore

This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

HOLY MOTHER

Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face

Bless his hair that tends to curl

Keep him safe from all the girls

Bless his arms that are so strong

Keep his hands where they belong

Bless his dick, the one i sucked

Bless the bed, in which we fucked

And if my Mom happened to walk in

Bless the shit I'd be in


Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration


Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But All It Was...
Was Another Guy, You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?! You Got Played Too!!

I want to forget you
and i want to move on
I want to be happy again
I wanna accept the fact that your gone
I want to have fun
and hang out with my other friends
I want to stop this sadness
but the hurting never ends
I want to forget all the sweet things you said
and all the cute things you did
I want to get ova you
and stop acting like a little kid
Never have I been so childish
or acted so immature
I thought i could deal w/ all the pressure
but now im so unsure
You boggle my mind
and rip up my heart
and yet I still love you
I have from the start



 

       .*.bad boy.*.
I don't know what it is about that bad boy style
all I know is it drives me wild
every time I see you I can't help but smile
all the cute and thugish thing u do
make me wanna stay with u awhile
so you better hurry up and take u pick
cuz u just might be missing out on one bad lil' chick!



A crush is a ton of mush
even though it isn't a rush
you luv someone till the end
and consider them more then a friend
you like there presence and there style
being w/ them is worth while
you always laugh at there jokes
and always offer to share a coke
trying to impress them isn't easy
when your by them you get queasy
there special then all the rest
and you hope they think your the best
if they ask you out it'll be to hard not to pout
because the person you have a crush on
is the best guy around
just beware there always bound



Little Johnny
with the big ol' shlong
whipped it out
when he wanted to get it on
He got freaky with his dicky
then he went home for a quickie
and Vicky licked his Mickey....

             


A SLOB CALLED BOB

There was a boy called Bob,
He was a big fat slob.
He had a pizza for his dinner,
And for his breakfast and his supper.
He brushed his teeth with chocolate paste,
Not a grain of sugar goes to waste.
In his house a vegatable can not be seen,
Not an apple or a carrot or a runner bean.
That is why he is so big,
And he is nicknamed The Pig

MISTY
My name is Misty
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Misty
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Email me!
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