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Real Life Quotes (read all)
[during the 2003 VMAs, concerning Vivica A. Fox's chest.]
Dad: I wonder how many beaches had to be combed for silicone for her. There's an entire beach missing in Southern California because of her.

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Cait: ooh! house of wax is on....im in for a night of good cinema
Anna: What channel?
Cait: hbo
Anna: Are you actually watching it or was it just a passing comment? Because I want to know before I start making lameass comments.
Cait: i watched most of this at school last year but i never got to the part where paris hilton dies so i wasted and hour of my life
Anna: Yeah. There's really no point to this movie unless you see Paris Hilton get stabbed.

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Michael Scott: Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?

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