some entries have been taken from various diaries of mine
Maybe I procrastinate because it is one thing that I am really good it. In fact I think I have become a master procrastinator. I could probably even teach a class for it...but don't expect me to have very good notes because I will have left writing them till the last minute and forgotten what few good ideas I did have.
Shall I explain just how bad I am with this? You didn't actually have to answer me, I'm still gonna tell you, just cause you said no doesn't mean I'm gonna spare you. Plus if I don't tell you now I will put off telling you until you don't care anymore. What's that, you don't care now? Well that wasn't very nice, why do you have to be so mean to me, I'm just trying to explain addiction to you(yes it is an addiction to being lazy).
So anyway, I will continue with what I was saying before you so jokingly tried to tell me you don't care. Nice try. Why are you still reading if you don't care. Maybe just to see how really insane I actually am? Yeah, I would stick around to find that out to, unfortunately I already know I'm insane because I have to live in my head every single day...it's not a pretty sight. But wait, I have gotten away from what I was saying AGAIN. See I get side tracked with something that I would rather be doing, such as anything other than work, and then all of a sudden hours have passed and I have yet to start the work. Boy oh boy. Why is the saying boy oh boy and not girl oh girl? Granted, saying it now doesn't sound quite right but if it had started as girl oh girl rather than boy oh boy it would sound perfectly normal.
Personally I prefer girl oh girl, but I'm sure you could have guessed that by now, hehe. And why is it "can I be Frank with you?" and not "can I be Sally with you?" again not quite right but it would only take time to get used to. And the big one, why is it PROcrastinating since pro is a good thing(believe me procrastinating is not a good thing) perhaps it should be changed to CONcrastinating...but I think I am just taking this a little to far. If it was actually called that I might feel more pressure not to do it since even the name is not agreeable and you and me both wouldn't want the master of procrastination to give up practice now would we...no I didn't think so.
Okay, so what was I talking about before. I know there was something I was going to tell you, but I've been so side tracked with that girl oh girl thing that I can't remember. Oh well, maybe tomorrow. Goodnight readers. Hey, wake up, your suppose to wait until after you finish reading before you fall asleep! People, people, people. You amaze me. Good night. No snorring now, you might wake the internet God...no not me, but thank you for thinking so. Okay, let me sleep already. See even procrastinating with sleep, I am bad;)