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First Archives Characters Stuff FAQ Links Frisco's Philosophies: English teachers...I'm calling you out here and now. Check the stuff page for the whole thing Fenris' Quotes: "You don't have to be a racist to be a Nazi f*ck. Your mindless nationalism gives you credentials enough. You spew your right wing rhetoric when we get your attention. You've mistaken te Punk Scene for the Republican Convention." Anti-Flag, This Machine Kills Fascists  |
 August 31, 2002 Frisco: The scary thing is that we really do know where he lives. I think our science project this year should be launching flaming bags of dog poo through Clevinger's window. We actually have readers! I think I'm giddy. All we need now is to finish work on our band's first single so we can shamelessly self promote ourselves. A little note, todays philosophy was brought to you by the letter B. We all know how much of a badass B is, so its to long to post on the side, check the stuff page. Pope: Hell (i.e. school) begins for us on Tuesday, but don't expect us to stop working on this site. Don't expect ME to stop working on it, anyway. Speaking of which, I think I'll make our links section today. Yay. In other news...we have good news and bad news. First, the good news (thanks to you, Cora and Sara!). Yes, that's right, I'm talking to you people. That's the good news. The fact that someone aside from the CQ crew is reading this is good news in and of itself, despite the fact that there are only a few of you. Spread the word, people! Now, the bad news. Remember that 8-bit Theater guest comic contest we entered? Well, we lost, but some of the most retarded and utterly horrendous comics were able to succeed where we could not. He may be able to make one hell of a web comic, but Brian Clevinger (we know where you live, dude) sure has poor taste in things like this. Anyway, on to more important matters... August 28, 2002 Pope: Again, we have yet another foray into the realm of webcomics being posted at 12:36. It's honestly the same time that I posted the last one three days ago. Wierd. Anyway...I suppose we still give half a shit about making new content for this site because, judging from what we've seen, we have a definite chance of being chosen as winners in the 8BT guest comic contest, thus earning us some traffic from the viewers of said comic. Even if we don't win, there's always web promotion...and three armed guys out to separate Brian Clevinger's head from his body... In other news, only 5 individual days of news will be posted here at any given time, hence the deletion of the first news entry which nobody saw because we had no readers back then. We'll make exceptions if humorous rants are a part of the news. This info is directed more toward my fellow comic-makers, because we still have no readers. Umm...we were just joking earlier, Lord Clevinger. We worship thee... August 27, 2002 Frisco: Hmm...so Fenris is going to channel his brainwaves across time and space in order to listen to me jamming. Anyway, I almost sat down and worked on a song today, but then i felt compelled to jam. Come to think of it the only time I have actually made progress on a composition is with Pope there motivating me. I just can't resist the urge to jam... August 25, 2002 Pope: It's kinda funny how we insist on updating this site even though we have no readers. But for all 0 of you that care, Episode 3 lives (at 12:36 in the morning). Oh, and we entered the 8-bit Theater guest comic contest hoping that the almighty Brian Clevinger would post our comic on his site and get us some hits. That's all from now; I need to pry Frisco's guitar out of his hands before he wakes up my family. Fenris: 8-bit Theater. Doesn't the name reek of greatness? It's like the Final Fantasy VII (or Dragon Warrior/Quest IV for you old-schoolers) of Webcomic and Webmanga genre of E-entertainment. Sure, you've got The Life of Riley, Penny Arcade, Megatokyo, and the like. But, 8-bit is where it's at. So, needless to say, I've had a few sleepless nights due to the amount of times I hit refresh on the website. So, I think I'll take a listen to Frisco, and liberate myself for a couple of minutes. Maybe even play a nice little One-Handed Love Simulator once I'm done. And then, I'm off to refresh. August 16, 2002 Fenris: The Pope is visiting some step relatives. So, no comic for you. Don't worry. Frisco and I will get 133+ 0n hi5 455 4nd +4z3r him (for the normal people: Frisco and I will get elite on his arse, and tazer him). Until then, please laugh at our news updates, qoutes, and life changing philosphies. One more thing. It's the 20-something anniversery of the death of Elvis. I wish you people would stop worshipping dead musicians with drug problems. Wait... with the exeption of Kurt Cobain. Frisco: Hmm... for those of you who care, Pope and I started band camp this week. Yes thats right we are in band, and if you laugh, Pope will stick his drumsticks up your arse. What? Why won't I do anything myself? Well its just nasty to stick my trumpet in your rear. For some reason that reminds me I need to update my philosophy, I'll see what I can whip out. While I think of it, im going to start archiving them, and even elaborating on the little snipits you read on the side here. So even if you have read them all, check in the Stuff page every once and a while. There just might be a little comedy gold in it for you. |
