The Princess Bride:

Miracle Max: "Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad."
Fezzik: "I'm on the Brute Squad."
Miracle Max: "You are the Brute Squad."

The grandson: "A book?"
The Grandfather: "That's right. When I was your age, television was called books."

Inigo Montoya: "That Vizzini, he can fuss."
Fezzik: "Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at us."
Inigo Montoya: "Probably he means no harm."
Fezzik: "He's really very short on charm."
Inigo Montoya: "You have a great gift for rhyme."
Fezzik: "Yes, yes, some of the time."
Vizzini: "Enough of that."
Inigo Montoya: "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Fezzik: "If there are, we all be dead."
Vizzini: "No more rhyming, and I mean it!"
Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"
Vizzini: "DYEEAAHHHHHH!!"

Inigo Montoya: "I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
Westley: "Do you always begin conversations this way?"

Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Monytoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Inigo Montoya: "Who are you?"
Westley: "No one of consequence."
Inigo Montoya: "I must know..."
Westley: "Get used to disappointment."

Buttercup: "The fire swamp? But we'll never survive!"
Westley: "Nonsense. You're only saying that because nobody ever has."

Buttercup: "You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords."

Inigo Montoya: "Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?"
Miracle Max: "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!"

The Princess Diaries:

Mia: "Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!"

Michael: "Why me?"
Mia: "Because you saw me when I was invisible."

Remember the Titans:

Coach Boone: "This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other or not, but you will respect each other. And maybe . . . I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men."

Sheryl Yoast: "People say that it can't work, black and white; well here we make it work, every day. We have our disagreements, of course, but before we reach for hate, always, always, we remember the Titans."

The Santa Clause:

Scott Calvin: "Well, isn't that a pretty picture: Santa rolling down the block in a PANZER! 'Well kids, I...I certainly hope you have been good this year, cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home! Incoming!!'"

Dr. Neil Miller: "Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve?"
Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] "We shared a bowl of sugar, and some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women."
Scott Calvin: "I read him a book!"
Dr. Neil Miller: "What book?"
Scott Calvin: [sarcastically] "Hollywood Wives."
Scott Calvin: "'The Night Before Christmas', folks, come on!"

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers:

Adam: "They're out to murder you and what do you do? Apologize for living! You're a disgrace to the Pontipee name!"

Caleb: "There wasn't an F name in the Bible, so they named him Frankensense, because he smelled so sweet."
[Frankensense then punches Caleb]

Milly: "Don't you like girls?"
Gideon: "We ain't never hardly ever seen one."

Singin' in the Rain:

Cosmo Brown: "The price of fame, Don. You've got the glory - you gotta take the little heartache to go with it. Now look at me: I've got no fame, I've got no glory, I've got no big mansions, I've got no money! But I've got... what have I got?"
Don Lockwood: "I don't know, what have you got?"
Cosmo Brown: "I got to get out of here."

Kathy: "You keep away from me! Just because you're a big movie star - wild parties, swimming pools - you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me!"

Cosmo Brown: "What's the first thing an actor learns? 'The show must go on!' Come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet, the show MUST go on!"

Don Lockwood: "What's the matter with that girl [Lina]? Can't she take a gentle hint?"
Cosmo Brown: "Well haven't ya heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself."

Lina Lamont: "If we bring a little joy into your hum-drum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin'. Bless you all!"

Cosmo Brown: "Lina. She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat."

The Sound of Music:

Reverend Mother: "Maria, these walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live."

Captain von Trapp: "You have brought music back in to my life. I had forgotten."

Herr Zeller: "I've not asked you where you and your family are going. Nor have you asked me why I am here."
Captain von Trapp: "Well apparently we're both suffering from a deplorable lack of curiosity."

Spiderman:

Peter Parker: "Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "with great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man."

Peter Parker: "I wanted you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend."
Mary Jane: "Only a friend, Peter Parker?"
Peter Parker: "That's all I have to give..."

Bonesaw McGraw: "What are you doing up there?"
Spider-Man: "Staying away from you."

Norman Osborn: "Sorry I was late. Work was murder."

Aunt May: "Don't you want a bite?"
Peter Parker: "No thanks. Got a bite."

Mary Jane: "They said I need acting lessons. Can you believe that? A soap opera told me I need acting lessons."

Toy Story:

Buzz: "I've set my laser from stun to kill."
Woody: "Oh, great! If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death!"

Toy Story 2:

Rex: "How do you spell FBI?"

Woody: "Ok, I'm officially freaked out now."

Woody: "Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's..."
Jessie: "Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like, even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you."
Woody: "How did you know that?"
Jessie: "Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world."

Al McWiggin: "To mail six packages to Japan overnight is how much? That's in yen? DOLLARS!? Oh, you people are deliberately taking advantage of people in a hurry, you know that?"

Tuck Everlasting:

Narrator: "Time passes slowly for some. An hour can seem an eternity. For others, years go by as in the blink of an eye. For Jesse Tuck, time didn't exist."

Angus Tuck: "People will do anything, anything not to die. And they'll do anything to keep them from living their lives. One thing I've learned is don't be afraid of death, but be afraid of the unlived life."

Angus Tuck: "You don't have to live forever. You just have to live."

The Village:

Lucius Hunt: "Do you not wish you had your sight?"
Ivy Walker: "I see the world, Lucius Hunt. Just not as you see it."

Voice-over: "Let the bad color not be seen - it attracts them."

Edward Walker: "We are grateful for the time we have been given."

Ivy Walker: "How is it that you are so brave while the rest of us shake in our boots?"
Lucius Hunt: "I don't think of what might happen - only what must be done."

Ivy Walker: "When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?"
Lucius Hunt: "Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance, I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak, I open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night."

Ivy Walker: "If he dies, all that is life to me will die with him."

August Nicholson: "We cannot run from heartache. Heartache is a part of life. We know that now."