Airplane!:

[As the plane prepares to take off.]
Hanging Lady: "Nervous?"
Ted Striker: "Yes."
Hanging Lady: "First time?"
Ted Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Steve McCroskey: "Johnny, what can you make out of this?"
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: "This? Why, I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl..."

Animal Crackers:

Captain Spaulding: "I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?"
Ravelli: "I am Emanuel Ravelli."
Captain Spaulding: "You're Emanuel Ravelli?"
Ravelli: "I am Emanuel Ravelli."
Captain Spaulding: "Well, no wonder you look like him. But I still insist there is a resemblance."
Ravelli: "Ha ha ha! He thinks I look alike."
Captain Spaulding: "Well, if you do, it's a tough break for both of you."

Captain Spaulding: "My name is Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding. I bet you don't know what the T stands for."
Chandler: "Thomas?"
Captain Spaulding: "Nope, Edgar. But you were close though."

Captain Spaulding: "Do you mind if I don't smoke?"

Anne of Green Gables, and Anne of Avonlea:

Anne Shirley: "My life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. That's a sentence I read once and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul."

Anne Shirley: "Don't you ever imagine things differently from what they are?"
Marilla Cuthbert: "No."
Anne Shirley: "Oh Marilla, how much you miss!"

Anne Shirley: "Ruby Gillis says when she grows up, she wants to have a line of beaus on a string and make them crazy for her. I'd rather have one in his rightful mind."

Mrs. Cadbury: "Tell me what you know about yourself."
Anne Shirley: "Well, it really isn't worth telling, Mrs. Cadbury...but if you let me tell you what I imagine about myself you'd find it a lot more interesting."

Anne Shirley: "I know I chatter on far too much...but if you only knew how many things I want to say and don't. Give me some credit."

Gilbert Blythe: "Anne, There's not going to be any wedding anymore. I called it off. It wouldn't be fair to Christine. There would never be anyone for me but you."

Anne Shirley: "It's not what the world holds for you. It's what you bring to it."

Katherine Brooke: "This is the first place I've ever been to that feels like a real home."

Morgan Harris: "I've always held that early marriage is a sure indication of second-rate goods that had to be sold in a hurry."

Anne Shirley "I don't want marble halls and sunbursts. I just want you."

Babe:

Narrator: "And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes was at a complete loss for words, the man who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them knew exactly what to say."
Farmer Hoggett: "That'll do, pig. That'll do."

Chicken Run:

Rocky: "Now, the most important thing is, we have to work as a team, which means: you do everything I tell you."

Babs: "Oh, me whole life flashed before me eyes! ...it was really boring."

Nick: "Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat."
Fetcher: "Right. We'll need a chicken, then."
Nick: "No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from."
Fetcher: "No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?"
Nick: "From the chicken that comes from the egg."
Fetcher: "Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken."
Nick: "Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of..."
Fetcher: "Hang on, let's go over this again?"

Duck Soup:

Rufus T. Firefly: "Not that I care, but where is your husband?"
Mrs. Teasdale: "Why, he's dead."
Rufus T. Firefly: "I bet he's just using that as an excuse."
Mrs. Teasdale: "I was with him to the very end."
Rufus T. Firefly: "No wonder he passed away."
Mrs. Teasdale: "I held him in my arms and kissed him."
Rufus T. Firefly: "Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first."
Mrs. Teasdale: "Why, he left me his entire fortune."
Rufus T. Firefly: "He did? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? - I love you!"

Prosecutor: "What year were you born?"
Chicolini: "I don't remember - I was only a little baby."

Rufus T. Firefly: "Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth."
Chicolini: "I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth."

Rufus T. Firefly: "Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon."
Ambassador Trentino: "What?!"
Rufus T. Firefly: "I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons."

Mrs. Teasdale: "Your excellency, the ambassador's here on a friendly visit. He's had a change of heart."
Rufus T. Firefly: "A lot of good that'll do him; he's still got the same face."
Ambassador Trentino: "I'm sorry we lost our tempers; I'm willing to forget if you are."
Rufus T. Firefly: "Forget? You ask me to forget? A Firefly never forgets! Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves, and I'd only have to bury them again! Nothing doing."

Rufus T. Firefly: "Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."

Rufus T. Firefly: "Maybe I am a little headstrong. But I come by it honestly - my father was a little headstrong. And my mother was a little armstrong. The Headstrongs married the Armstrongs, and that's how donkeys were born."

Easter Parade:

Don Hewes: "Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?"

Don Hewes: "Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?"
Hannah Brown: "You did."

Extreme Days:

Matt: "Look, I hate to be the voice of reason here guys, but this is crazy!"
[pause]
Matt: "That's never stopped us before!"

Will:[To Jessie] "Is there anything you can't do?"
Matt: "She can't sing."
Will: "Really?"
Matt: "She sounds like a coyote in a trash compactor."

Fiddler on the Roof:

Tevye: "As Abraham said, 'I am a stranger in a strange land...'"
Rabbi's Son: "Moses said that."
Tevye: "Ah. Well, as King David said, 'I am slow of speech, and slow of tongue.'"
Rabbi's Son: "That was also Moses."
Tevye: "For a man who was slow of speech, he talked a lot."

Perchik: "Money is the world's curse."
Tevye: "May the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover!"

Tevye: "As the good book says 'Each shall seek his own kind'. In other words, a bird may love a fish but where would they build a home together?"

Tevye: "A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a fiddler on the roof. Trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple tune without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: tradition."

Lazar Wolf: "I go to Chicago, America."
Tevye: "I go to New York, America. Hey, we can be neighbors!"

Galaxy Quest:

Guy Fleegman:[Reading a tactical display.] "Hey guys,
there's a red-thingy moving toward a green-thingy."
Jason Nesmith: "What?"
Guy Fleegman: "Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy."

Fred Kwan: "Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI."

George of the Jungle:

George: "To swing, or not to swing? Swing."

Narrator: "Don't worry, nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos."

Thor: "I told you there weren't no white ape! You dragged me all the way up here to look at some guy in a leopard skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I could've stayed in Miami."

Narrator: "Twenty-five years later, the bouncing baby boy has become a swinging jungle king. He is swift, he is strong, he is sure, he is smart..."
[George hits tree and falls down]
Narrator: "...he is unconscious."

Narrator: "And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, the reacted with awe."
Group: "Awwwwwww."
Narrator: "I said "awe." A-W-E."
Group: "Ooohhh."
Narrator: "That's better."

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo:

Wheely Applegate: [about a French man] "I didn't understand what he was saying."
Jim Douglas: "That's Ok. I'm sure he didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think I understood what you were saying."

Ice Age:

Manfred: [to Sid] "If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful."

Manfred: [to Sid] "Let's get something straight, ok? There's no "we". There never was a "we". In fact, without me, it wouldn't even be a you."

Manfred: [to Sid] "You're an embarrassment to Nature, you know that?"

Manfred: "Hey, Sid, the tiger found a shortcut."
Sid: "No thanks - I choose life."

Dodo bird: "There goes our last female."

Manfred: [to Sid] "Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?"

Diego: "You don't know much about tracking, do you?"
Sid: "Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf. That's my tracking."

Manfred: "Check for poop."
Sid: "Why am I the poop-checker?"
Manfred: "Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."
Sid: "Why else?"
Manfred: "NOW, Sid!"

Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie:

Mr. Nezzer: "Are you guys still doing that "pirate" thing?"
Mr. Lunt: "Argh! Watch your tongue, matey! Or we'll hafta...uh...what'll we do?"
Larry: "Nothing. We're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, remember?"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, that's right. Argh! You were lucky this time!"

Khalil: "Digestion runs very deep in my family."

Jurassic Park:

Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

Ray Arnold: "Hold on to your butts."

John Hammond: "All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Lew Dodgson: "You shouldn't use my name."
Dennis Nedry: [loudly] "Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.

Meet me in St. Louis:

Rose Smith: "I'd be the laughing stock of St. Louis, going to the dance with my brother!"
Lon Smith: "Oh, well thank you."

Tootie Smith: "Here comes the invalid. I have to have two kinds of ice cream. I'm recuperating."
Anna Smith: "If I ever catch you fibbing again like you did about John Truett, I'll give you something to recuperate about!"

Agnes Smith: "Roses are red, John's name is Truett, Esther's in love, and we always knew it."

Agnes Smith: "Everybody knows but Papa?"
Grandpa: "Your Papa's not supposed to know. It's enough that we're letting him work hard every day to support the whole flock of us. He can't have everything."

Rose Smith: "Money! I hate, loathe, despise and abominate money!"
Alonzo Smith: "You also spend it."