Eye Patch Man -The international man of mystery, and eye patches! Christopher comes up with some crazy stuff when he's drunk in school.  Come see what his sorted mind has created!

Journal of Our Lives: just something I decided to do.  I just wanted some people to read what goes on with us.  Some of it is funny, andmost of it isn't, at all.  I am sorry:).  It'll probably get better except that now it's really badbecause we don't have enough life to write about at present.

Top Ten List- It's not as lame as it sounds, i swear.  I'm attempting to have one like once a week.  I'm not sure if it's possible or not, given my record with updating this site.

Page of Random Advice - Advice is cool. and fun to give to people.  Please allow us to be the sole assistance you have in making a decision by emailing us for advice.  We will post our suggestions here.

Ask Anything - Do you have questions? if you want answers about anything, please ask us. You may not get your question answered exactly correct, you may not get an answer? But its nice entertainment so ask away

Deep Thoughts - Read some words of advice and experience from Jack Handy, which we stole and put on this website because we are internet pirates and that is what internet pirates do. 

A Scholar's AP Government Essay- I know this site is all good fun, but i thought we should just read this sample essay to understand the caliber that those in Advanced Placement courses live up to.  It's not long, please, take the time to read it. 

Is that what I think it is? - Yes.  Yes it is.
Take an intricate look into the world of corporate advertisement.  This intense vision will bring revelation to your outlook on advertisement and its hidden sexual undertones, clearing your fogged perceptions and stirring outrage toward one particular carpet laying agency.  Parental discretion - and an open mind - advised!  Not necessary, just advised.  I kill people and eat their brains.  I bury the bodies in Elise's basement.

Page of links - We have a few sites we think you as a visitor of this website would enjoy, you sick, sick freak.