EYE PATCH MAN. 
EYE PATCH MAN.
NOTE: I created Eyepatch Man because I thought the world needed
an all-powerful eye patch distributor. And also I'm a dork with
really nothing better to do. I reserve all rights to him.
And stuff. I will prosecute any person who reuses Eyepatch
Man's likeness without my said permission. I think everything I type
here has some actual legal bearing. I am an idiot. I hate
you. I hate you so much.
I hope you find Eyepatch Man and his antics amusing. Thank you.
Eyepatch Man is a fictional super hero, created by yours
truly. Any actions which he may take are fictional, and are not to
be tried at home. Even if someone really really needs an eye
patch. Because that would be copyright infringement, and then you'd
go to hell.