Q: Who the hell are you?
A: My name is Cheya Cary, as far as you know. I could be a 15 year old Sophomore in Mountain View, California, but I could also be an 18 year old cheerleader in Podunk City, Utah. I'm whatever your imagination wants me to be.
Q: Why did you make this webpage?
A: A combination of 'for the hell of it' and personal spite.
Q: Where can I contact you?
A: Either by email or by yeling really, really loud.
Q: I find a rant of yours incredibly offensive. Will you change / rethink / remove it?
A: No.
Q: Why not?
A: Why should I lie about my opinions to suit you better?
Q: You realize that I'm not the only one that was offended by this rant. Shouldn't you be concerned about that?
A: Don't tell me what to care about.
Q: I'd like to submit an idea / a rant / a picture / a something to your webpage. Will you accept it?
A: Yes, I've accepted submissions in the past, and yours would probably be given consideration.
Probably.
Q: Can you link to my site?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I link to your site?
A: Very yes.
Q: I hear you write for your school newspaper. Where could I find your articles?
A: The good ones will be found intermingled with my rants.
Q: What does FAQ stand for?
A: Shut up.
