Cheya's
  
List of
Being a dude of very strong opinions, I've decided
to help newcomers to my site,
which is just about all of you, by informing
you all of what Cheya
HATES DOWN DEEP IN THE FIERY CHASMS OF HIS TAINTED
SOUL
Enjoy!
#1: George W. Bush
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aWell, I figured
I'd start my list with something everyone can agree on. First
of all, look at how smart he looks in that picture
(portrayed on a yoyo, I believe.) Ahh, the 43'rd Pre-si-dehnt
of the U-nahted Staytes of Ay-meri-kuh. The man who sent thousands
of soldiers
to fight
and die in
Iraq, and condemned even more innocents to a smoldering agonizing
death. Not to mention the whole Weppins of Mass Deestrukshun
issue. Sure, Dubya, a few fucking cans of Raid in a fucking
warehouse
justifies your slaughtering of millions of Iraqis. President
Bush, YOU ARE A REDNECKED IMBECILE THAT SHOULD NEVER SEEN NATURAL
LIGHT, LET ALONE THE INSIDE OF THE WHITEHOUSE.
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#2: Kidz Bop 1 through 76
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If you've never seen one of these retarded
commercials of ugly white children lip-synching to songs with
sqeaky-clean lyrics, then you do not know true pain. If you've
ever watched a commercial all the way through, youre either asleep,
under the age of 4, or lying in a hospital bed, screaming futily
to get an orderly to change the channel.
And now they have a Kidz
Bop Movie. Double-u Tee Eff?. They've already done enough damage,
just leave my talking satan box (you may call it a tv) in peace!
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#3: Bob Saget
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Hands down, this bastard is the least funny
man on planet Earth. Even lamer than that one Norwegian guy...
You know, whatsis face. I've seen bacteria with a better sense
of humor. To paraphrase Cartman: "Dammit, this guys even worse
than that guy on Full House! Wha... He is that guy on Full House?!
Holy Fuck!" |
#4: Scented Markers
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I don't know...these just seem to bug me.
I have about seventeen of these packs sitting around my room
from my childhood...red smells like cherry...orange smells like...orange...blue
smells like mango...wait, what? Mango?! |
#5: Fred Durst
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Fred Durst is the lead singer in the band
Limp Bizkit. This alone warrants hatred. What really poaches
me eggs, though, is his 'relationship' with Britney Spears. According
to Fred, he and Ms. Spears had a hot steamy affair after working
on a music video together. Sorry to break it to you, Fred buddy,
but a relationship involves two people. Once news of
this 'leaked out' on several radio shows, Britney was offended,
and said she had never done such a thing. Would Fred stop there?
No. He then had another 'relationship' with actress Angelina
Jolie. Maybe it's time to grow out of your childish fantasies,
Fred. Or maybe it's time to GO BACK TO CAROLINA YOU MISERABLE
FUCK! |
#6: 1337 Sp34K
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If you've even been to a forum, or pretty
much on the internet as a whole, you've had some exposure to
'1337'. Apparently, some lonely bunch of computer geeks (a.k.a.
'h4XX0Rz')decided one day to create their own language to sound
and look cool. Guess what? 17 D1d / \ / 7 w0Rk. |
Well, there you have it.
Cheya's BIG list of Hatred.
Seeing as I probably hate more than 6 things,
this will be a continuing project.
Check back for updates.
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