Cheya's
  
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Back by popular demand, it's an extended list
of things I hate.
It's suprising how many people tell me how great
it is that I hate things. o.0
I must be funny. Or good at faking it.
Here we go.
#7: Comcast
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Normally, my
loathing of this company was kept within the normal range of
simmering, but of late, I can no longer put up with the shit
they keep flinging.
For starters, they provided
my family with 2 IP addresses, forgetting the fact that we
have 3 computers. That means that only 2 of our computers can
go online at once. Otherwise, the hub catches fire and a gateway
to hell opens in each computer screen. Somehow, all can be
resolved by a 15-minute conversation with some pissy, overweight
nerd. I could hear 'Everquest' in the background. Then,
the obese virgin uses his tech-mojo to fix all of our problems
and restore peace to the land. For about 2 hours. Then, repeat
the process.
On a more personal note,
I'm fairly convinced that Comcast is a government-funded surveillance
program. They will ALWAYS have 3 or 4 vans parked somewhere
in my neighborhood. They cant have that many cables to fix.
Keep your eyes open, kids. Plus, the bandwidth sucks.
Corporate motherfuckers. |
#8: Michael Eisner
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Now, let's get this straight. Disney
had it's perversions beforehand, but I'd take a little hidden
innuendo over the crap Eisner 'imagineers' any day.
Brother
Bear. Beauty and the Beast 3: Belle's Magical Christmas.
Cinderella 2. Cinderella-fucking-2
Quite frankly, I'd rather get a napalm
enema than watch any of these peices of flaming horseshit.
Go buy AOL or something, you idiotic hick. |
#9: Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Well, this pretty much
goes without saying. |
#10: Garfield
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He's not funny. Reeeeally not funny.
About as funny as watching a dog take a shit. A looong shit.
I mean,
seriously, how does Jim Davis sleep at night knowing he's survived
another day by marketeing off that fat fucking feline? I don't
see how that cat sells so well. The joke gets old after 25
years. Yet, Davis controls a good fourth of the economy and
several
tropical islands somewhere in the Pacific. Plus, he got 2 awards
from the National Cartoonist Society for humor.
HURRY UP AND
DIE, DAVIS.
For the record, I did NOT make that image.
Can you say 'oversold'? |
#11: The whole Michael Jackson issue
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I hate how sometimes people can't just
let go. He did what he did, let him live with it. Better yet,
let him live with it in Switzerland on some secluded mountain.
Or shipped off to Africa so maybe he can attempt reblackification.
Don't put him in jail. He'll enjoy it.
Besides, what parent in their right mind
lets a child sleep over with an overcut has-been with no nose?
Michael's guilty of whatever he did to those kids, the parents
are guilty for fishing for a lawsuit (or just being total dipshits),
and America is guilty of not getting over it. Everyone
is at fault here. Cept maybe the kids. Ok, the kids too. I don't
know about you, but at 12, I'm pretty sure I could have taken Mike. |
*Picture mercifully unavailable*
#12: Mike Sorenson
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'nuff said. |
Yessir.
Now that you've read this, now you can go on
with your life, a little wiser. Or send Cheya hateful emails of how
much gorilla cock I suck for hating Garfield.
Whatever your choice,
now you know of Comcast's secret agenda, that damn cat's love of
Jesus, and my contempt for anyone with the name Michael.
The list goes on.
Check back soon.
Signing off.
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