Motorcycle's don't get pregnant.
You can ride a motorcyle anytime of the month.
Motorcycle's don't have parents.
Motorcycle's don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your motorcycle to wake up.
You can share your motorcycle with your friends.
If your motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other motorcycles you have ridden.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other motorcycles,
or if you buy motorcycle magazines.
If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your motorcycle.
If you say bad things to your motorcycle, you don't need to apologise before you can ride it again.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want & it won't get sore.
Your Parent's don't keep in touch with your old motorcycle when you dump it.
Motorcycles don't insult you when you are a bad rider.
Motorcycles don't care when you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your motorcycle.
If your motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a motorcycle you don't know very well.
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