If an interesting homo can't have an interesting conversation, I don't know what things are coming to

I find it disconcerting when I can have a 2-hour dinner with three of my friends and not be able to contribute to two-thirds of the conversation. Topics (which were interesting, I might add) bounced around from medieval domestic practices to the unfairness of a tax in New Jersey to same-sex marriage to Oliver Cromwell to the improbability of Las Vegas to the Black Plague to the slapstick humor of Looney Tunes. Now, I did have something to say about that.

As Luis always says, "At least he's pretty."