Ten Things We Didn't Take To Our New Place

1. Chipped Foghorn Leghorn cookie jar
   
2. Half-full bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce
   
3. Autographed ("To Scott") photo of Harvey Fierstein
   
4. Pay stubs from part-time job in college (circa 1983)
   
5. Extra DirecTV satellite dish
   
6. Toxic moldy bread found behind cookbooks
   
7. Dogeared copy of Marilu Henner's autobiography By All Means Keep On Moving
   
8. Cat carrier for cat we never had
   
9. Jeans I will never fit into again
   
10. Two-thirds of our belongings