It's a walk on a sunny Autumn afternoon. It's a stroll with two hounds on the lead and leaves crunching underfoot. It's off to a late jaunt at the local private golf club, where afterwards we'll take part in an Eyes-Wide-Shut-esque orgy. It's a bacon-cheese burger with a ring of caramelised onion, on a fresh salsa salad. And some aeiouli.