STARGATE SG-1

Media

DANIEL

"Well that's good, charming is good." click here

"I thought we were explorers." click here

"Don't 'spose this is the best time to bring up my problem with hights." click here

"I always felt out of place on my planet, I wanted to make a difference." click here

"Yeah, we sorta messed that up." click here

"Imagine if you were locked in a room for a thousand years with only a VCR, a TV and five movies. How long could you watch those five movies untill you were bored silly? What you wouldn't give for just...four more." click here

"Wow, what a ride." click here

"I, I feel like the victim of the biggest practical joke, ever." click here

"Well that was insane." click here

"This isn't happening, this is nuts. This isn't happening, this is nuts." click here

"Oh you're right, w-we'll just, upload a computer virus into the mothership." click here

"They called us very young, which I suppose is a hair more polite than calling us primitive." click here

"Direct translation, very cool." click here

JACK

"Watch our lovely backsides." click here

"Permission to barge in Sir." click here

"Good morning campers." click here

"Oh, there's not a chance in hell." click here

"No wonder these guys are always cranky." click here

"You look great." click here

"Get me the hell outta here!!!" click here

"Jigs up, we're onto you." click here

"You should have that looked at it's...whoh." click here

"Um, you all know I take great pride in my tile as 'Mr Positive'." click here

"Anymore suprises?" click here

"Whoa...cool." click here

"We're off to see the Wizard." click here

"I like women, I've just got a little problem with scientists." click here

"It kinda works for me." click here

"No Sir? Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?" click here

SAM

"I beg to differ Sir." click here

"Daniel, find out what I did wrong so I can fix it." click here

"You can sit around for hours cracking yourself up." click here

"Dial the gate." click here

"Holy hanna!" click here

"He won't take us without a fight Sir." click here

"Yeah, my career is over." click here

"It took us 15 years, and three super computers to macgiver a system for the gate on Earth." click here

"Oh yeah, I also wish to blow us all to hell." click here

"You're a little short for gods." click here

"Colonel, we're talking about powering one completly alien device with another. I mean it's not like, splicing together a few wires." click here

"We are, identical, right down to the mole on our"..."Yeah hey hey hey, shut up." click here

TEAL'C

"I will risk no ones life but my own." click here

"If I attempt to leave this place, the goa'uld I carry will be destroyed." click here

"How can you be so without heart?" click here

"I did not intend for my statement to be humorous." click here

"I will die before allowing that to happen." click here

"What is an Oprah?" click here

"It is in fact quite agreeable outside." click here

"I have served the goa'uld, I have yet to meet a good one." click here

OTHER

Jack: "Things feel a little, off, here?" Daniel: "Are you crazy it's a paradise." Jack: "Yeah sure, have an apple." click here

Hammond: "Sit down Colonel." Jack: "I don't think so bucko." click here

Jack: "Lucy! I'm home!" Teal'c: "I am not Lucy." Jack: "I know that." click here

Sam: "Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to were we started." Daniel: "Right, I'll just go tell the pilot." click here

Teal'c: "Your world is a strange place." Daniel: "So's yours." click here

Daniel: "How do we know that Urgo's really alive?" Urgo: "I'm here, I'm here! Tell 'em tell 'em!" Togar: "Will as soon as you are quiet!" Jack & Daniel: "...he's alive." click here (.mp3 file)

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Stargate SG-1opening title theme click here

Stargate SG-1 end title theme click here (.mp3 file)

"Cheveron One Engaged......Cheveron Seven, Locked" click here

"Unauthorized Stargate Activation" click here

SGC Base Alarm click here

Ring Transporter Activation click here