Dmitri Alexandrovich (Analyst and Chief Strategist)

Educated at the Medicine Hat School for Performing Arts, graduating with a B.A. (Hons) in Pre-Colombian Mezo American Latin Poetry. Later gained a PhD in Ursine Theology from the University of Ny Alesund and was also a member of the rowing team.

Has since conducted ground-breaking research into Tea Cosmology and is also recognised as a leading light in the field of Abstract and Surrealist Mechanics.

His published works include "The Evolution of Peanut Butter by Natural Selection", "The Special and General Theories of Obesity" and a biography of "Q, The Winged Serpent". Two of his operas, "The Barber of Falkirk" and "Mortgage Interest Relief at Source" have been performed at La Scala Opera House in Tierra del Fuego.

Is currently a lecturer in Pantomime Equine Dynamics at All Souls College, Honolulu, Hawaii and has a non-executive role on the boards of the Dolphin Economics Institute and the Eskimo Rugby Union.