gonzotron {GAWN-zoe-TRAWN} n. 1. a truly warped individual, ie, [email protected]. 2. a theoretical unit of measurement roughly equivalent to the output per second derived from wiring Hunter S. Thompson's brain directly to a Pentium 10000 computer. gonzotronix {GAWN-zoe-TRAW-nicks} n. 1. the study or pursuit of a gonzotron. 2. applying the basic principles of a gonzotron's lifestyle to an event or situation. gonzonics {gawn-ZAW-nicks} n. the practise of using words normally attributed to a gonzotron, eg, sir = royal oppressor, government official = public trough swine, censor = aureolae patrol. [from Archibald Mumbull's Dictionary Addenda]
