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HELL'S HOME PAGE
- sponsored by the Purgatory/ River Styx/ District of Hades Chamber of Commerce
Our motto: Many are nominated, most are chosen
Considering the number of times people are told to come here, we thought it would be much more convenient if they could say they have a hotlink to our website. This page changes periodically, depending on contemporary social mores and the whims of our various administrators. (You wouldn't believe the bureaucracy down here. Then again, maybe you would.)
A Zen Master approaches a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor prepares it and hands it over. The Zen Master hands over a $20 bill and the vendor tucks it in his cashbox. "What about my change?" asks the Zen Master. "Change must come from within," says the vendor.
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The Slope of Hell on a Larger Scale:
- excerpted from a graphic poem by Bob Wakulich, which represents an update of an illustration in DANTE'S INFERNO)
SLOPES (from highest to lowest): 1. an inflated sense of self-importance 2. the appearance of charity through tax incentives 3. fast food and antacids 4. upscale garage sales 5. the assignment of blame to elements of non-conformity 6. mob democracy 7. an acceptance of genetic determinism 8. celebrity auctions _______________________________________
"The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in light of the information he had gained from observing airport layouts." -- Anthony Price (via Steve Miller/Ten Quotes)
"The road to hell is heavily paved with the minutes of committee meetings." -- Lee O'Tolstoy
