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THE HOTTEST CAREER OPTIONS
OF THE 90'S
1. Job Finding Club Supervisor
2. Welfare Fraud Investigator
3. Bottle and Can Recycling Technician
4. Telephone Sex Provider
5. Amateur Video News Camera Operator
6. Depression Consultant
7. Civil Lawsuit Litigant
8. Paid Organ Donor
9. Rejection Letter Writer
10. Freelance Alcoholic
11. Hegemonic Hermaneutics Analyst (If you know what this is, you're halfway there)
12. Info-mercial Host
13. Assertiveness Training De-programmer
14. Buzzword Developer
15. Caffeine Addiction Counsellor
16. Sustenance and Refreshment Delivery Specialist
17. Lottery Winner
18. Bankruptcy/Liquidation Facilitator
19. Expectation Reduction Designer
20. Executive Assistant to the Parental Unit
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