idiots: 7%
hopeless idiots: 8%
complete idiots: 10%
total idiots: 15%
bloody idiots: 25%
morons*: 35%
* - subsections of the "morons" category: intellectually challenged, genetically brain dead, forty centavos short of a peso, not running on all cylinders, the lights are on but nobody's home, a few bricks short of a feature wall, [expletive deleted], I've got an uncle in upper management, still looking for a life but I'll settle for structural control, and you can complain all you want 'cause it won't effect my pension anyway.
