Updated December 20, 2000
8 pounds 9 ounces
20 inches
Mom and baby are doing great
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10. Christy is looking for a cheap summer workout
the choice is clear....
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9. Need to fill bedrooms to avoid those pesky "drop-by" guests
8. Mike always looking for bigger and softer items for juggling
7. Our grandparents are threatening to adopt grandchildren
6. Need to cut down on that 15 minutes of quality time Mike and Christy are spending together
5. Mike doesn't have enough gray hair
4. Need to comply with South Riding "no baby, you're out" rule
3. We're getting too old to fix today's computers and program new VCRs
2. With Democrats in office, tax deductions getting harder to come by
1. Because we are - expected August 9, 2000!
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9. Incredible love of children and willingness to accept responsibility for another life
8. Baby a MAJOR asset in picking up babes
7. I promise not to drop him, I swear!
6. SCENARIO #1: while Tom is busy looking at his muscles in mirror, baby swallows its own tongue
5. Dollar bill I give to him every time I see him will help alleviate college tuition bill in 19 years
4. My Marlon Brando/ Vito Corleone godfather impersonation much better than Tom's
3. SCENARIO #2: smooth, streamlined head of baby Berman gives Tom an idea: uses him to throw the ultimate tight spiral
2. I'll tell baby Berman wonderful stories of his Dad's achievements in college(fraternal, IM sports, academic); Tom will tell stories of all-night Twin Peaks/Tecmo marathons
1. Being an ass to baby Berman will prepare him for the harsh reality of life in the 21st century
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Original due date - August 9, 2000
Over served!
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