This is a place to read nice little rhymes,
Stuff that wouldn't go far in The Washington Times
Read on my freind, and just have some fun
Listen to footsteps, as them right-wingers run...
- The ABC's of Conservatism - ABCDEFG, it's as looney as could be!
- Porgy Girl - Oh Porgy Girl, Oh Porgy Girl, thy mind's a regular tilt-a-whirl!
- The Newt - The good old Speaker is one hell of a Sneaker
- Robo-Dole - He creaks and he leeks, it's a Kingdom he seeks!
- B-1 Bob Sluggo - He drank and he drunk but not once ever thunk
Sinistral, 1997
