B-1 Bob Sluggo, beat his first wife,
He was sentenced to jail, for a peice of his life
However, somehow, he escaped serving time,
and was let free to dwell in his very own grime

B-1 Bob Sluggo, found his way into the House,
Congress had never quite seen such a louse.
Babbling 'bout "Homos", and that dern left-wing plot,
And his un-sober-like screaming, make you think he's on pot.

B-1 Bob Sluggo, attacked Tom Downey's name,
Tom Downey, of course, felt this was lame.
He asked B-1 Bob, if he'd called him a "liar"
B-1's response was to assualt his attire.

B-1 Bob Sluggo, is at last outta there,
The fact that he lost, gave him a scare.
but B-1's still kicking, he's not all-gone yet,
He'll continue to get thrashed, is everyone's bet.

Sinistral, 1997