A is for Armey, his first name is Dick,
: House majority leader and proffessional prick.
B is for Brain, which they like to control,
: Make it worth no more than oatmeal in a plastic bowl.
C is for Capital, which they like more and
more,
: The greed which flows through them is an impatient whore.
D is for Drugs, which they hate like fried
dung,
: Onless that drug is tobacco, which is really safe to one's lung.
E is for Evil, which is all they don't
praise,
: like sex, free-speech, or a minimum wage raise.
F is for Flag, the blanket they share,
: Wrap it 'round themselves like thermal underwear.
G is for Gingrich, a sick little guy,
: If he don't get what he wants, he will let out a cry.
H is for Homophobe, a word they don't
cherish,
: Mention is vaguely and they go wild then perish.
I is for Immigrants, who they need to have
tossed,
: Say they steal all our jobs and act like they're lost.
J is for Jails, which they stuff more each day,
: For expanding these places, geuss who must pay.
K is for Klinton, a new spelling for Bill's
name,
: Why they find this cute is baffling all the same.
L is for Limbaugh, lord of the land,
: He dicates their duties with a wave of his hand.
M is for Military, their wonderful tool,
: Their patriot's alter for many-a-fool.
N is for NRA, the house of big guns,
: Not the place to join up with when you hang out with nuns.
O is for Ollie, North's his last name,
: he slid out of trouble when the big questions came.
P is for Penalties, which they like strict,
: "Gas him! Kill him! Fry him on a stick!"
Q is for Qualm, the thing that I get,
: When I see them right-wingers enforcing a threat.
R is for Reagan, their second Messiah,
: Say something bad about him and you may as well die-a.
S is for Socialist, which they think we all are,
: A scary word they use to try and make a scar.
T is for Tobacco, they say ,"Oooh! It's not
bad!"
: But it addicts and inflicts and then you've been had.
U is for Uzis, which they do not want
banned,
: For all they care let everyone have one in their hand!
V is for Values, family ones that they claim,
: And ignore they're divorced and it will be just the same.
W is for Welfare, which they hate like a
sin,
: "Let the poor people rot with the rest of their kin!"
X is the X-Chromosomes that they want left
repressed,
: If you got two, you should stay home and do house-work, depressed.
Y is for Youth, to be seen and not heard,
: They let the elders alone say any word.
Z is for Zealots, the right has many to
spare,
: They're easy to spot, they're up here and down there...
Sinistral, 1997
