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News and/or Updates!and/or oldsUpdate: Final update! Here is my myspace: here. 9-20-2006 Update: Added a Sobe movie. WATCH IT. 4-2 Update: Here's the demo version of my next hit game. 3-30 Update: Added new quarry pics. 3-23 Update: Reverted to old website style. 3-23 News: Everyone go to Alex's site and go to the bottom of the main page where the message board is. Then read it all starting from the bottom. It's hilarious. Erik comes out of the closet multiple times. Update: Added a new story. 11-21 Update: Added another new pic... BAM! 11-21 Update: Added a new pic... GO THERE!! 11-8 Update: Added a BDB T-shirt Design! 10-30 Update: Update: Added Spencer to the World Records/Fascinating Statistics Page! 10-30 Update: We carved pumpkins tonight! I made a Halloween Page! 10-27 Olds: I just realized that I may have forgotten to post a link to !!!!The Bad Dead Bodies!!!! home page. Check it out. Update: Added a drawing to the pics section! 10-19 Update: Added a new pic! 10-15 Update: Added a messageboard to the stuff page. Way cooler than the forum. GO THERE!!! 10-10 Update: See what people type into search engines to find my site! Click here! 10-10 Update: Made the conversation frickin' awesome!! Check it out! 10-9 Update: Added a conversation with a girl that probably thought Erik and I were stalking her. 10-8 Update: Added a paint drawing but I put it in the quotes section. Because there isn't anything in the quotes section. 10-8 Update: Check me out in my new shirt. 10-7 Update: Updated the Music Page 10-7 Update: Added another Story 10-6 Update: Made it so there are more than one poll and they will rotate randomly, so go vote on them all: Poll 10-6 Update: Added a Poll to my site! 10-3 News: If anything on my site offends you, please tell me so I can rub it in your face and add it to an "offensive crap" page. 10-1 News: Everybody please scrawl my site's address on a piece of paper and leave it sitting somewhere. Or write it in big letters in a bathroom stall. It's called advertisement. 10-1 News: Everybody please sign my guestbook one more time so I will know who still comes here and who I can make fun of. 10-1 Update: Added two (2) new Pics! 10-1 Update: Added a new Story! 9-27 Update: Added a Chapter 2 to the last story! 9-25 Update: Added a new Pic! 9-24 Update: Added a brand new Story! 9-24 Update: Added an intro to the Quarry Page! 9-24 Update: Check out the new Update: Added a video to the Quarry Page. 9-20 Update: I made some aesthetic updates, but they're probably too minor to notice. 9-19 News: Got my Driver's Lisence yesterday, huzzah! 9-19 News: I cancelled the other page I was workin' on so expect more on this one. 9-19 Update: Added two (2) new pictures. 7-6 News: Got back from Chiemsee today. 7-6 Update: Go to the music section. 7-2 News: Check out that mp3 by clicking on Mr. T down there. 7-2 Update: 2 New Pics! 6-30 News: I get to leave soon! Huzzah! 6-28 News: It's Friday 13!!11!1!!!11! 6-13 News: Forgot to bring my camera to Chiemsee, no pics for you unless I can figure out how to use our scanner. 6-13 Update: New Molotov Cocktail movie. 6-2 News: New Powerpoint presentation! Don't know how to put it on here! I hate you all! 6-1 Update: 3 New Pics! 5-31 News: Nobody comes to my site any more. 5-30 Update: 3 New Pics! 5-27 Update: Czech Article! View it here! 5-25 Update: Quarry Documentary! View it here! 5-22 Update: New pictures added. 5-14 News: David is on little Pete's hitlist. 5-13 News: Ashley and Ally are on little Pete's hitlist. 5-10 Update: 2 New Stories Added! 5-5 News: Robert Collegebound? 4-28 News: Pikachu Killer is back! 4-27 Update: Added another Story 4-24 Update: Added a quarry pics section 4-11 Update: Added a Story 4-11 News: Erik has a new website: www.perikeet.cjb.net Update: Added that a cool AVI to the stuff section. 4-6 Update: Added a Link 4-4 News: I'm supposed to be at work right now 4-4 Update: Added Pictures 4-1 News: Everyone go here 3-31 Update: Added a Music Section 3-30 Update: Modified page layout 3-29 Update: Added Pictures 3-29 Update: World records and fascinating statistics page 3-28 Update: Quotes taken from books in the RAHS library 3-27 Update: New page layout 3-26 |
Not News or Updates!May 22, 04 Listening to: "Right Here, Right Now" - Oasis Goings on: I decided not to update my site anymore because not enough people come here to make it worth my time. I'll leave it here as a reference (haha) site. April 3, 04 Listening to: "Incorporreal" - Tiger Army Shenanigans: Goings on: Today we (erik me and craig) tried to go to the quarry, but that old gay guy was there and he was like, "It's mine!!1!!" and he made us leave. So we all went to this ghetto quarry thing in Schwedelbach. We're not really even sure if it is a quarry. I don't think it is. We decided to give it a 4.7 on the quarry scale. So we started making sobes there but they all sucked. So we went to the bx for awhile... and then we went to the icecream place but the hot chick wasn't working there, it was some nasty dude. We watched Clear and Present Danger. Today and/or tomorrow is conference. This is the second (2nd) update in a row, amazing. I think my updates lack substance. I'll try to find something cool to put on here... I failed, I have nothing cool to put on here. April 2, 04 Listening to: "Memory Machine" - The Dismemberment Plan Band of the Day: Hot Hot Heat Shenanigans: "Grab onto Abe, man" - Quote from Firestarter by Steven King Goings on: Erik got a car. There's a hot chick working at the Landstuhl "Eis Cafe." We tried to go to a Thai Restaurant but it was dead or closed. Also, I made biscuits and erik made some pasta. And erik was eating Cookie Dough because he's extremely fat. We tried to find the quarry by BANN but it was gone. There's this button on my keyboard that has a pic of a shopping cart with an "e" on it. I'm gonna push it... did nothing. Ah, the wonders of modern technology. Going to the quarry tomorrow. The Schneeweiderhof one, not the MIA bann one. Craig's comin' too. We is gonna blow stuff up, dawg. We burned some sex bugs today. The Hot Hot Heat is frickin' pimpin' so you should go czech it out. haha, "czech..." I was a'lookin at the pics from the Chiemsee trip. They were pretty stupid. There were a couple cool ones though. The pasta erik made that I mentioned briefly earlier was made of peanut butter. The fam went to Holland and we stayed here because... well, I'm not sure why. BAM!11 ^_^ ChEcK mE oUt, I aM aZn!1!!!1! ^_^ Also, check this out. March 30, 04 Band of the Day: GWAR Shenanigans: GWAR's website. Goings on: So today my dad dropped me, erik, and spencer off at the bx, and we were stranded there for awhile. Well, while we were stranded there, we bought some junkfood and headed over to the "Place where we play pocket billiards (pool)" and played some pool, but we had to listen to crappy music (there was a bunch 'o' March 23, 04 Band of the Day: Interpol Shenanigans: "Friends don't waste wine when there's words to sell." -Interpol Goings on: So I decided that my new website layout sucked so I reverted to this old one which, in my opinion, is way cooler. I got the Interpol cd, "Turn on the Bright Lights" and it's frickin' awesome. Everyone should go buy it now. Nothing cool's been happening lately. I've been working. Work sucks. I go to the quarry every once in awhile. Maybe we'll go again this Friday. I should put up some pics or something. November 21, 03 Band of the Day: Escape Velocity Shenanigans: "10.50 LITRE BLENDED SCOTCH WHISKY SCORESBY SCOTCH 80 PROOF" -The Box Goings on: Tomorrow I'm going to Utah for a week. Should be fun. What won't be fun is the drive. You know what would make it all better? An 18KT gold watch. because according to this commercial I'm watching, they can do anything. Including. but not limited to, saving children and household pets from burning buildings and curing cancer. Well, you know what else would make it better? Me neither. Maybe I could ride behing the car in a sled. I've never noticed how much the word "behing" looks like "Bejing". Intereresting. Peter finally updated his site... BAM! November 8, 03 Band of the Day: The Faint Shenanigans: Boycott Darigold! They abuse their cows! Goings on: So, right now I'm listening to "Agenda Suicide" by The Faint for the 3rd time in a row, 5th time today. Anyone who hasn't heard it yet can hear it here. 32 days 'till I go home for Christmas!!!1! That's gonna rock. Germany is the place to be for Christmas. Because I'll be there. Well... I got rejected from byui kind of. They accepted me, but not for the track I want. So I can't go for 2 and a half years. They suck. I should go burn down their school. Or maybe I should just go to the University of Utah and work really hard and get really good grades and then be like, "see, you shoulda accepted me, sucka" That'd show 'em. dang mormons. Time to listen to "Agenda Suicide" again. November 6, '03 Band of the Day: Anti-Flag Shenanigans: The Holy Book of Barnacles1. Thus check it out and it came to pass that lo and behold 'Twas the night before Christmas and the Holy Flaming Blue Cow singeth a psalm: "This is the Tom Green Show, it's not the Green Tom Show, this is my favorite show, because it is my show." And he saw that the utter pointlessness of it was good. And he smiled upon the mortals with good luck and happiness. November 5, '03 Band of the Day: The Lawrence Arms Shenanigans: Got this quote from the Lawrence Arms site: "Good afternoon my children. Today is the last day before we unleash our unholy madness on all of creation (well, what I'm getting at is that we are going on tour tomorrow). Yes. In fact, since that first sentance, my mother just called to wish me good luck on the tour. Not very punk, you say? Well, then I guess I'm just as un-punk as they come. Throw your stones. I guess before we go any further, we should clarify that the show in Tennessee is happening on saturday. There was some confusion, but it's all settled now. We'll now be supporting Feeble Wiener on their CD release show. (You know, I support my own feeble wiener all the time [hi mom]). Hey, whatever. As long as we rock the land of country. I just re-read Animal Farm yesterday, and I have to say, that's pretty damn relevant these days. I would really encourage anyone who hasn't read it in a while to pick up Orwell's Animal Farm again, or for the first time. It's a dandy, and it's short. Speaking of pigs running things, everyone's favorite gangbanging, mysoginist, former doobie inhaling, Jingle All the Way star just won the free elections in California. That's right! I'm talking about steroid, Hitler and slut enthusiast ARNOLD SCHWARTZENEGGER! Good job everyone. We need more totalitarian sympathizers in positions of power. Hey, I wonder what a conservative like Arnold thinks about all those Mexicans taking all those jobs (and such desirable jobs they are. I'm sure that all these anti-illegal immigrant pundits out there are just waiting for the Mexicans to get deported so they can send their own kids out to get summer jobs sharecropping and picking berries for substandard wages.) I mean, really, what do all the "American Jobs for Americans" republicians and democrats think of Arnold? Seems to me we could have found someone from this country (Gary Coleman, anyone?) to do what he's about to do (evil, stupid things). Hey, I don't know. I don't have all the answers. And lord knows that whenever I write anything about politics, lot's of people write me to tell me that I don't know sht. And I don't. No denying it. The thing is, though, Arny vs. Gary for governor is barely, BARELY politics, and anyone who is won over by slogans like "We need to Terminate the ways of these tax and spend democrats" deserve what they get when they vote a completely unqualified guy like the new Governor into office. Good luck with all that. Our record is still out. And I'd like to thank anyone and everyone who came out to the CD release show. It was one of the best times that we've ever had as a band. We had tons of fun. And HEY!! If you live on the East Coast, look for us with the mighty AGAINST ME! starting this week. Okay. I'm out. I just rented Twins and Bedtime for Bonzo. I'm gonna listen to "I got you, Babe" and then watch 'em back to back. To all the Baby's Mammas. Brendan" -Brendan from the Lawrence Arms. October 27, '03 Band of the Day: The Bad Dead Bodies Shenanigans: Warning: Laxative Mayhem Goings on: I don't have school today. Huzzah! Other than that, not much is going on... Halloween is coming soon. I wanted to be Cedric Bixler from ATDI, but I think I'd need a wig and a fake beard and I'm too lazy to go buy them. Oh well... I guess I'll be The Janitor instead. That doesn't require much of a costume. I think The Janitor wears pretty much whatever he wants. October 19, '03 Band of the Day: Rage Against the Machine Shenanigans: CULTURAL VS. AWESOME!!1!!!1 Goings on: Today is Sunday and we had our primary program today. It went well and I didn't have to do much. Except I also gave the opening prayer in Sacrament meeting. Also, the institute choir sang at some singles branch somewhere. That was a blast. I think we sounded pretty good. Also, I got bored and drew a picture, which is posted in the pics section. October 15, '03 Band of the Day: Tool Shenanigans: Waiting for my Mr. T board game to come in the mail. Goings on: I had a chemistry test today and I thought I was going to fail it, but it was easier than I expected. Celebrated by shaving my head. October 8, '03 Band of the Day: Godspeed you! Black Emperor Shenanigans: Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven Goings on: Yesterday I was taking Tyler to the Stake Center to decorate for a dance and we got there 2 minutes late, which isn't late enough for anyone else to be there yet. So we went to buy doughnuts at a doughnut shop (ironically enough). So we got a dozen doughnuts. On the way back to the Stake center, we got kind of lost and wound up in the ghetto. Where people have gardens that they probably live off of. And broken down vehicles in their front yards. And the drywall houses are held together (or not held together as the case may be) by staples. Well, we got out of the ghetto without having to bust a cap and we were back on track to the Stake Center. Well, we pulled up at a stop light next to a cop car. So me and my cousin Tyler grabbed doughnuts and started eating them and holding them up to the window. The cops probably didn't see us, but it was awesome anyway. We also ran over a fallen-over parking cone that was lying in the middle of the street and, because our car is such a pimped-out lowrider, we didn't have enough clearance to make it over the cone. So we dragged it for half a block and I ended up having to go in reverse to get it out. Well, we finally got to the Stake Center a half hour late and all the mormon kids stole all my doughnuts. Never leave an open box of doughnuts on a table at a mormon function. Well, after that, we drove over to clean flicks to get The Godfather. Then we watched it. Good movie. Band of the Day: Tiger Army Shenanigans: A cult the whole family can enjoy! Goings on: So today, Drew sent his going-away to the MTC email to like 50 people. Well, when it came to me, I copied all the email addresses of all those people into my address book and MSN messenger contact list. So I have all these email addresses and I don't know who the people are. Well, I was on MSN msgr talking to Erik and one of the people signed on. I started to talk to her and I don't know her and she doesn't know me so I think she was kind of creeped out. Then I invited Erik into the conversation and it got crazy... Read the highlights (meaning all the boring parts got deleted) of the conversation here. October 7, '03 Band of the Day: Raised Fist Shenanigans: "...acting like everything is for sale!" (very punk lyrics from "Get this Right" by Raised Fist) Goings on: Today I was taking notes in Math class and I decided that whenever the teacher writes something on the board, then crosses it out (they do it often when they're making an example of the way not to do something) then instead of crossing it out, I'm going to draw someone eating it. And if anyone comments on it I'll be like, "You take notes your way and I'll take them my way." Actually maybe I'll do it to my neighbor's notes too. Then when they comment on it I'll be like, "I take notes my way and so will you." I decided that if I ever got in trouble with the law it would have to be for lighting something on fire or driving really fast. I wonder if Jews believe in vampires. It'd suck if they did because they wouldn't believe in using crosses to protect themselves. October 1, '03 Band of the Day: Death by Stereo Shenanigans: I wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire. Goings on: Today I really didn't want to get up at 7:00 AM. But I did anyway. Because I had to go to chemistry. Also, I tried to sign up for court games, but I couldn't because it's too late to sign up for classes that meet daily. Luckily the other class I'm trying to sign up for, class piano, meets only on Monday and Wednesday. It doesn't meet until 6:00PM, so I haven't found out if they'll take me yet. If they don't, I'll give them my tearjerking story about not getting to go home for Christmas and guiltify them into accepting me. And giving me an A in the class because I might accidentally tell them that my family lives in poverty and can't afford the ticket. And that if I'm not a full-time student, I'll be drafted into the German army and forced to kill jews. September 27, '03 Band of the Day: Modest Mouse Shenanigans: What would you do for yer mom-dike bar? Goings on: So last night, I had a crazy night on the town... Well, not really, we just drove around crazily. It was a good time. Read about it in the Stories section. September 25, '03 Band of the Day: Rancid Shenanigans: When this brotha' gets on the road, you best get off. Goings on: So today I went to school... Chemistry, Basketball, then Math. In math we had a calculator workshop and I'm, like, the master of the TI-83 Plus and I already knew how to do everything so I just started writing a program on my calculator instead, but my group kept on bugging me by asking me questions and stuff and I had to keep helping them do stuff... That wasn't so bad because I felt like a genesis. And I am a genesis. Well, between classes, I had like an hour and a half to waste, so I went to the library and started watching music videos. There's this wonderful site on Yahoo called "Launch" or something and it has a bunch of music videos. While there music video archive is lacking in some areas (the At the Drive-In area), they have a pretty wide selection. So I watched a bunch of Rancid music videos. I recommend them, they rock. I also watched some other random videos but the Rancid ones were the best. Well, also, after school and after the wasting of much time, I went to Missionary Prep class. It was good and I got Pizza. That made it even better. September 24, '03 In my CD player: System of a Down Shenanigans: I'm so broke and stingy. Goings on: I changed my schedule again... I decided not to take painting. It was going to cost like $100 for supplies (paints, brushes, canvas, palette, thinner, etc.) and I didn't want to pay that much when I wasn't even sure if I liked painting. So, instead, I'm taking basketball. My schedule's going to work out so that I'll have just enough time to run home, take a shower, and get back in time for Precalc. Precalculus is so easy. I'm not expecting it to be all that tough because I've learned most of the stuff in here once already last year. Chemistry might be a little tougher. I wanted to take a Comparative Religion class, but it didn't work out with my schedule. Well, I leave here for home in only 78 days. I can't wait. Click here for the "old stuff" |
