September 22, '03
Exciting stuff: I started school today... I only have three (3) classes and I only had two (2) of those classes today: Chemistry and Precalculus. I had my chemistry class a few hours ago and I'm about to leave for my math class now. Tomorrow I have my first day of painting class. Also, I had to spend $130 on a stupid chemistry book. I also had to pay $7 just for a lab notebook. What the crap kind of student store is this?? Oh, I was reading an awesome book called Lord of Light by Roger Zelazny and I heard an awesome term. These guys were arguing about politics and how the Gods rationalize "accelerationism" and this one guy was like, "So they play that on their fascist banjos, eh?" It was awesome.
September 19, '03
Exciting Stuff: I got my driver's lisence yesterday! Huzzah! It took me two (2) tries and I still only got an 82%, but I passed and that's all that matters. And I just got my Nakia CD!!1!1! And it came with a Fearless Records Demo CD!1!1!!1 And it came with a single for some other band!!1!1!! And it came with another Broken Line Records Demo CD!!11!1!!! Happy day! Now I'm gonna go listen to it all.
Band of the Day: Nakia!
August 28, '03
My day: Not much happened today... I downloaded some music with Cristina's freakishly fast new internet connection. I played the Sims. Then I browsed a record store and ate at Einstein Bagels.
August 28, '03
2 New CDs yesterday #1: Dismemberment Plan: "Change"
CD #2: Dismemberment Plan: "Emergency and I"
Cool Stuff: It's been a little while, so I'm updating. A couple days ago, it was Trenton's last night in Auburn, so we threw a massive tennis court party. First, though, we filled up a balloon with the coins we'd been saving for party money. Then we found a plastic-jewel encrusted bling-bling sign and attached it. We blew the balloon up and when the cashier told us our total, Trenton held it up and I popped it with a pin. Then we both yelled, "Party!!!111!1!" and coins flew all over. I think the cashier was pissed. Then we went to the tennis court and played tennis and listened to the Mars Volta. Then, we decided to TP someone's house, so we had these HUGE rolls of toilet paper that I think someone stole out of a porta-potty. Well, someone held it up and yelled, "This is the biggest roll of toilet paper I've ever seen!!!11!!" And there happened to be a security guard guy right behind him. Well, the guard didn't say anything, so we went and toilet-paper'd the house anyway.
Well, right now I'm visiting my sister in Utah... WE'RE GOING TO A RADIOHEAD CONCERT TODAY!!!1 yay! well, I'm outta here.
July 6, '03
In my CD player today: At the Drive-In: El Gran Orgo
A Quote: "Why am I even wearing pants?"
Cool stuff today: Got back from Chiemsee. It was awesome. There is a story on the Stories page. I added some pics to the Pictures page.
Also... I leave for Washington State in two (2) days! Yay!
June 28, '03
In my CD player today: Tool: Lateralus
Cool stuff: So i was working and this german military dude came through my line and he was all decked out in his uniform and had a pistol and stuff. After he left, Ryan (another cashier) turned to me and remarked about how the german guy's gun looks exactly like this "BB" gun he bought in Spain. So we kind of laughed and joked that it probably was a "BB" gun and the guard was just carrying it to look tough. And that actually he probably was not allowed to carry a real gun. Well, the guard (now like 20 ft. away) turned and looked at us. He was like, "What's so funny?" in this funny german accent and we could tell that he was mad. Well we were just like, "nothing" and he left. Well, later, he returned and went through someone else's line and she told him what we were laughing about and then he got really mad and was like, "HAHA, VERY FUNNY... FUNNY LOOKING!!!" and me and Ryan just started cracking up again, we couldn't help it. We thought maybe he would shoot us, but then i figure we could've gotten some bling bling out of the ordeal. Well, this other time I was waiting in the bookmark for my dad and I looked over at the religion section and there was an official Ebay Bible right next to the other bibles. It was pretty funny.
June 13, '03
In my CD player today: System of a Down: System of a Down
Cool stuff: Got back from Chiemsee last night. It was frickin' awesome! I feel sorry for all of you that didn't go. We swam a lot, jumped offa the dock, jumped offa the dock at midnight a couple times. Couldn't find the 24-hour gym though. We ate lots of good food when we could get our hands on it. Watched German MTV. Had a big moss-throwing party. Erik won. I threw Cristina offa the dock. It was great. I can't wait 'till the fourth (4th) of July to go back.
June 3, '03
In my CD player today: AFI: Sing the Sorrow
Cool stuff today: Two words: Toothpick Sniper. Also, at work, there was this little kid and his mom. Came through my line and he was like, "Hey!" and I looked at him disdainfully as I look at most things (people) when I'm working. Then he was all, "I eat buggers!" really loud and like he was telling me he could fly. His mom sighed and covered her face embarassedly with her hand. It was great. Also, I tried to by some shoes from Scott for $.15 and a Taco Bell card with two (2) stamps. It didn't work, but I learned a valuable lesson: Scott is a cheapskate. Just kidding, Scott. Wait, Scott doesn't even know I have a webpage. Not just kidding Scott. Muahahaha. I can do stuff like that about most anyone because most no one visits my site. Has to do with lack of gif.s I think. Well, screw gif.s. I have one and it's the coolest gif. in the world. To see it, click on the Mr. T pic. at the bottom of this page. It rox. Quarry Trip Thursday. Big one this time and it's warm enough to jump. Peeps: Me, Erik, Drew, JR, Scott, Jake, Cristina.
June 2, '03
In my CD player today: Dismemberment Plan: Change
Cool stuff today: Had Physics final today. Failed miserably. I suck at the whole "school" thing. Maybe I should drop out and be a menial laborer. Like a garbage man or something. I could lead the "Refuse Revolution." It would be like a big strike to get paid 50+ dollars per hour. It would so work. Nobody would want to have heaps of trash in their living rooms and we would have the means to make it happen. Well, I guess I'll probably end up going to college and dropping out and joining the military. The Airman life isn't so bad. They get paid enough. If you just don't have kids. Or marry. Or maybe if you marry rich. That seems to be where the money's at nowadays. I'll just marry an Olsen twin. Erik can marry the other. Then we might get mixed up and I'd be like, "dude, lay off, that's my wife." And he'd be like, "no way, man, this is Mary-kate. Or am I married to Ashley?" And I'd be all, "Whatever, dude, I'll just take this one then. Not like there aren't enough to go around." On second thought maybe that wouldn't be the best idea. It'd make for embarrassing family reunions. Maybe I'll just marry Mary-Kate and Ashley. Hmm... Selfish, yet practical. I could just refer to them (her) as Marykateandashley. That reminds me of a movie I unfortunately saw once. Have you ever seen: It Takes Two?
Crappy movie of the day: It Takes Two
June 1, '03
In my CD player today: Dismemberment Plan: Change
Cool stuff today: Why do all the bad people have more fun? It seems like everything that's fun is against some rule or illegal. I'm in a bad mood right now and I don't know why. Probably because exams are tomorrow and, as usual, I haven't prepared or studied at all. I'm sure I'm going to fail an overwhelming majority of them. Like five (5). Anyway, made a new Powerpoint presentation, it's frikkin' awesome. I'd put it on my website, but I don't know how, so if you want to see it (which you do) then you're out of luck. Didn't go to the prom after-party after all. It was past my bedtime and I was tired. And besides, I didn't have a ride. And I forgot. So I have multiple reasons for not attending. Go away.
May 31, '03
In my CD player today: At the Drive-In: Relationship of command
Song of the day: "Touched" by Vast
Cool stuff today: Today's prom. Not going because dances are for rabbits and sissies. Thought I had to work, so I used that as my excuse. Turns out I don't have to work so I don't have one. Prom last year sucked anyway. Think I'll go to the after-prom party at Candi's house, though. That is, if I can find a ride. Found out somebody actually does visit my website so all is not for naught. Yep, my sister Cristina is my only fan.
May 30, '03
In my CD player today: AFI: Sing the Sorrow
Cool stuff today: Today's "Royals' Fest." Decided not to go. Hit up the Quarry in stead. Ate food, blew stuff up, jumped off. Also, Made fun of drunken Highschool students. They were too wimpy to jump off while drunk. We do it sober. Harder that way. Erik didn't film me. Punk. Lit two (2) molotov cocktails that worked. Got one on video. The "AA" people there were fascinated. Made drunken comments like, "throw it," and "dude," and "we need to cook sh*t."
May 15, '03
In my CD player today: Sparta: Wiretap Scars
Band of the day: The Dismemberment Plan
Cool stuff today: Had math analysis today. The teacher tried to make me do this long, drawn out sequence of equations, but instead I wrote a program to do it for me and I finished way before her. In german we took a quiz. Think I did pretty good, but that's relative. Passed off a song in guitar. Practiced a new one, so it's pretty much ready. Now I'm downloading music for my next masterpiece burn CD. Assuming I can make our burner work. It's ghetto. Doesn't burn CDs. Kind of it's primary function. I think that's pretty messed up.
May 14, '03
In my CD player today: A burn CD I got from my sister
Good movie: X-men 2
Bad movie: xXx
Stuff at work: This dude came to my line with a plain white shirt. Like 5 bucks. He held it out to me all careful and I was like (grab and drop on counter). Started to take out the hangar, but he's all, "that counter clean?" I'm like, "yeah." Crazy. So these other people came through my line. Last name was Hahn. Didn't have the heart to tell them their last name was chicken in German. Thought they might get saucy anyway. People are like that. Erika better come to my site. Better sign my questbook too. Told her like twice now. Stat.
May 13, '03
In my CD player today: At the Drive-In: El Gran Orgo
Cool stuff today: Mutual, we ate food and watched TV. School today, found out I almost have a "D" in Math, Hurrah. Failed a Physics test, that sucked. Wasn't well enough prepared. Beat Jay though. Almost owed him a candy bar over it. Now I'm listening to Dismemberment Plan: "A Life of Possibilities." Joy. I'm going to bed.