So, today (May 23, 2003) we
left for the Czech Republic. We left
from school after first period and
went to the BX to obtain Euros, after
which, we proceeded to my house to
get supplies (eats). After that, we
went back to my house to get my
passport, but we had trouble finding
it because my mother likes to hide
them so we can't escape the country
without her permission. On our way
to the Czech we um... drove. I'll
skip that because it would probably
be boring to read. Or do.
So, when we got to some place
in Germany, we stopped and urinated
into this canal thing we saw. We
were standing in someone's backyard
and there were houses and a road
across from us, so it was kind of
awkward. Well, after that, we drove
to Slisefplt, a base near the Czech
border. Here, we obtained lodging
and also supplies (eats). Well, we
watched The Crocodile Hunter TV show
and part of some movie with surfing
detectives that are extreme and like
to sky dive. There was a part in
that movie where these guys were on
fire, having a fist fight in a gas
station. Well, that movie got boring
so we rented The Fifth Element, which
I had never seen. It was pretty
suite. Well, also in this hotel
there was a sink right next to my bed
so I didn't have to get up to use the
bathroom. It was luxurious. The
next morning we took the
complimentary mints and Czeched out.
Haha, get it? It's clever. Anyway,
we went to the Shoppette and obtained
more supplies (eats), but we got some
milk and it was bad so we got a
refund. For breakfast I ate ice
cream, yoghurt, and a huge rice
crispie treat. Mm.
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Well, then we went to the
black market. The black market
reminded me of the flea market in
Hawaii. Only illegal. We bought some
pirated video games and DVDs and
stuff. And weapons. There was this
guy that wanted Erik to buy some
goods, so he patted Erik's butt. It
was disturbing, so we left. We also
walked past some chick's shop and she
yelled at us to get us to buy
something, but we ignored her and
walked away, but she followed us for
like 10000 meters before we lost her.
After the black market, we
went to this other place. It's a
place where they filmed some of that
crappy xXx movie. We were going to
go see the castle that they show in
the movie, but on the way there Erik
spotted some guy squatting by a tree
in the middle of a park, taking a
crap. Turned and went the other way.
Later, Erik was sitting indian-style
on a bench and some security guard
came and yelled at him. After that,
we were sitting indian-style, waiting
for Erik's mom, and some other lady
yelled at us. We drew the conclusion
that, while crapping in public is
legal in Czech, sitting indian-style
is not. I think the Czech has some
grudge against Indians. We also went
to use a restroom and it costed 6 of
the local currency, so I made sure I
got my money's worth by using all
three of their urinals, all three
of their sinks, and both of their
electric hand dryers. After that
we drove back home.
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