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Killer Shrews (1959)

Attack of the Killer Shrews


Cast:

James "Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane from the Dukes of Hazzard" Best is Captain Thorne Sherman
Ingrid Goude is Anne
Ken "Festus from Gunsmoke" Curtis is Jerry Farrell
Gordon McLendin is Dr. Radford Baines
"Judge" DuPree is Rook


What the box says:

On a remote island, during a hurricane, a horde of monster shrews escape from the lab of Dr. Milo Craigis (Baruch Lumet). They proceed to devour all animal life on the island before seeking humans as prey. Stranded on the island with the doctor are, his daughter Ann (Ingrid Goude), and Thorne Sherman (James Best). Together they narrowly escape to afety.


Plot:

A narrator mentions the horror of the killer shrews.

On a boat, Captain Thorn Sherman with his first mate, Rook, can sense that a hurricane is approaching. However, they are close to the island where they have to deliver a load of cargo.

Dr. Craigis and the surly Jerry meet Thorn. They want Ann, Dr. Craigis�s daughter, to be taken to the mainland. Jerry looks awfully surly carrying a gun. They expect trouble with animals. Thorn goes with them while Rook will stay at the boat.

Thorn sees how fortified the house is. Apparently, they didn�t know about the incoming hurricane. Thorn is offered his first of many drinks. Don�t worry; he doesn�t quite consume as much alcohol as Richard Burton. Radford, an assistant to Dr. Craigis, spouts off about some breakthrough.

Dr Marlowe Craigis explains his research into overpopulation. If people were half as big, their metabolisms could be altered to live twice as long.

Ann is talking with her father. Thorn explains how dangerous the hurricane is. Radford comes back in the room. Dr. Marlowe explains about shrews while Ann is looking frightened to death in the corner.

Rook takes the skiff to the dock.

Dr. Marlowe expounds on how shrews must eat 3 times their own body weight a day or die. Ann is very nervous about something.

Rook ties the skiff to the dock.

Ann is arguing with Jerry. His drunkenness left a cage door open and caused all the problems. He leaves as Thorn enters. Ann wants her father to leave the island, too. Jerry renters and resumes the argument. Thorn is to leave Ann alone. She and Jerry are engaged.

Rook hears a noise and opens fire. He climbs a tree to escape the shrews.

Jerry and Ann are still arguing. They fight as much as a married couple. Jerry will keep experimenting with Dr Marlowe no matter what. I hate to say this, but Ken Curtis�s dialogue seems to imply he�s more interested in soft candlelit dinners and kiddie pools of petroleum jelly with the Dr than test tubes and progress reports.

Meanwhile, up a tree, Rook cries for help. The shrews are trying to leap to catch him. Too bad, that hurricane stifles Rook�s cries. However, there isn�t any sign of a hurricane. Rook picked the feeblest and smallest tree to climb. It breaks, and Rook is devoured by the killer shrews.

Thorn wants to head back to his boat. Ann draws a gun to prevent him from leaving. The gate is closed at dark and won�t be reopened until morning. Ann explains about the shrews. 200 or 300 shrews weighing 50 to 100 pounds are loose on the island and are about to starve.

Thorn accepts this immediately as gospel truth without a question. Jerry swaggers in the room. Dr. Marlowe tells the rest of the story. Mutant shrews escaped 6 months ago. The island is almost out of food. Soon, the shrews will devour each other. They just have to wait a couple of days.

Suddenly, the power cuts out in the house. They can�t get outside to the generator.

Jerry talks with Radford.

Ann tricked Thorn into staying at the house until after dark. She longs for him to cry cuh-cuh-cuh� (Sorry, how can you spell the sounds of Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane?) What woman could resist the sheer animal magnetism of Thorn Sherman?

They hear noises outside. Thorn heads out to investigate when Jerry knocks him down. The gate must be kept closed. The shrews have finished off the livestock by digging into the barn.

Dr. Marlowe has kept his experiment a secret. He didn�t want any government or military intervention. The shrews can�t swim and are trapped on the island. The food supply has to be getting awfully low. The house walls are adobe which the shrews can get through easily. They have to wait until day because the shrews are nocturnal.

Someone stands watch throughout the night. Ann is staying in the living room.

Mario, the servant, checks on Jerry, who is drunker than frat skunk.

The shrews are searching for a way to get in the house.

Jerry wants Mario to stand his watch.

In the kitchen, the patrolling Mario finds a window open. He tells Thorn that a shrew is in the cellar.

Thorn has Ann watch the door. Thorn and Mario go into the cellar to find the hideous monster. Mario is attacked.


Caucasian is the other white meat!!!
Thorn checks on Mario�s leg scratch. He kills the shrew. The rest of the people come down and find Mario dead. Radford is sure it was poison. Mario and the shrew are taken to the lab.

I won't go any farther wearing the throw rug on my back and these stupid fake fangs.

Ann is talking with Thorn. She blames herself for Mario�s death. Funny, you don�t see the guys who created the giant man-eating killer shrews take any blame?

Thorn learns from Dr. Marlowe a small scratch will kill anyone due to the poison in the shrews� systems.

The shrews are scratching at the walls of the house.

Marlowe, Jerry, Radford, and Ann are trying to think of a way to escape. Well rugged Thorn Sherman has a plan.

There aren�t any shrews out during the day. That hurricane didn�t do any damage at all. Thorn will go to check on the boat. Jerry will go with him.

Thorn and Jerry have to be careful about their limited supply of ammo. Jerry has a gun on Thorn�s back. Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane easily smacks down Festus.

Suddenly, the shrews start running for them.

Thorn can�t get Rook�s attention. They look for the skiff when Thorn finds the remains of Rook. The shrews are tailing them.

Cowardly Festus ensues. He gets back to the house and locks the gate. Thorn manages to climb over the fence. The next Festus beat down commences. In a blind rage, Roscoe almost sacrifices Festus to the killer shrews.

Ann heads to the kitchen when a shrew rushes for Radford.


Is Timmy trapped in the well again?
Thorn manages to kill it.

Festus opens fire into the kitchen. At least, 4 shrews are in there. Radford falls over dead from the poisonous shrew bite.

Thorn tries beating some sense into Festus to no avail. The shrews are digging through the wall.

Dr. Marlowe, Ann, Jerry, and Thorn retreat to the fenced-in patio area.

We see the shrews fighting each other in the wild.

Thorn has the bright idea to use some empty barrels as tanks against the venomous shrews. Jerry gets a shotgun. Thorn is burning eye holes into the tanks. The shrews are closing in on them.

The barrels are ready and tied together. Jerry climbs to the roof and refuses to go due to the many shrews.

Thorn, Ann, and Dr. Marlowe climb under the barrels and march through the gate.

The shrews are lunging at the barrels to no avail.


Civil War historians refuse to acknowledge killer shrews hassled Sherman's Duck Walk to the Sea.

Jerry is still on the roof.

Ann is getting freaked out by the shrew attacks.

Jerry watches the tank. He gets off the roof and runs to the beach. The shrews easily outrun him and have a FESTUS-ival of Ken Curtis.

Back to the barrels, the shrews are trying to flip the barrels. Reaching sand, they�ve gotten to the beach. They keep going into the sea until it is too far for the shrews and swim to Thorn�s boat.

Ann and Thorn embrace as Dr. Marlowe ponders about the overpopulation of shrews compared to humanity. Ann and Thorn begin sucking face.


What I say:

Giant killer animal movies have been around since King Kong. Unfortunately, few of those movies have been good. Them, Jaws, the 1930s King Kong, and a few others. Most are more horrendous or just bland: Beginning of the End. I know how reviled Night of the Lepus is. It has been so long since I've watched it can't really remember if I hated it or not. I think I liked it, actually. How can a movie about killer rabbits be bad?

James Best isn't known for being a great actor. His Thorn Sherman is a man of action and little thinking. Well, the name is one of the manliest movie names I've heard. Of course, he automatically believes everything about killer shrews without seeing them or even asking a question. He plays this role completely straight. 50s killer animal movies aren't known for allowing the actors to play them tongue-in-cheek. I think James Best discovered he was better at playing some sort of goof than acting straight. The couple episodes of the Andy Griffith Show he costarred in, he played them straight and came across as surly. What can be said when your best role is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane on the Dukes of Hazzard? By the way, if any fans of Dukes of Hazzard are wondering what the P. in Roscoe's name stands for. It is Purvis. The standard text background color rule has been invoked.

Ken Curtis is best known as Festus from Gunsmoke. I almost expected him to start saying. "Doc, you rekkon Matthew's is trubbel." He plays a drunk. Wait, everyone in this movie imbibes alcohol like we breathe air. Well, he's the mean angry drunk responsible for the shrews escaping. This mean angry drunk is also in love with the only female in the movie. She is to be wooed by Sheriff Roscoe's superior masculine virility. Instant conflict is set up between Festus and Roscoe. Most of the conflict is Roscoe beating the unholy crud out of a drunken Festus not that it's a bad thing. By the way, Ken Curtis also was producer for this movie.

�Judge� Dupree plays Rook. He makes Mammy in Gone with the Wind seem down with OPP. "Yeah, you know me..."What do I mean? For instance, he says �yassuh�. It almost is like he is aping the way the guys in a blackface minstrel show talk. It is a shame, because he is a lot cooler than the surlier and drunken Festus. He seems cooler than anyone else in this movie. At least, he managed to escape this movie with some dignity. However, little dignity survives when you climb a tree that breaks under your weight and are devoured by dogs wearing rugs.

The killer shrews have to be some of the most ridiculous movie monsters ever. They are so poisonous as for one scratch to be fatal in 30 seconds. They have such a high metabolism they must eat numerous times a day or starve. I tried figuring out how much food is on the island. 300 one hundred pound killer shrews that eat 3 times their body weight for 6 months. That would mean that island had over 8,000 tons of food on it. However, that 2 minutes of thought shouldn't have been applied to Killer Shrews. It doesn't help that the giant shrews are dogs with throw rugs on their backs. However, the way the actors react to seeing them is nearly priceless.

I'm at a lost to decide which is worse the killer shrews or the the attempt at explaining this research ties into overpopulation. Dr Craigis's research was to eventually alter humanity's metabolism so they could live twice as long at half the size to extend natural resources. I doubt any low budget movie would give much thought to the mere notion of how much would be changed if everyone were 3 foot tall how houses would have to be redesigned. A better question is how was he going to convince anyone for him to alter their children to be 3 foot tall and live for 150 years.

Most late 50s sci-fi and horror movies equate the wages of science as death. Craigis was lucky to have escaped alive. Well, his assistant, Jerry, was the one who accidently let some of the shrews loose. Ken Curtis got his deserts for his attitude of wanting to complete the research no matter the cost. The wages of science is death was visited upon Festus.

Yes, this is another one of the movies MST3K watched. Episode 407 to be exact. I wasn't too sure of there being much removed from Killer Shrews. If unsure, it couldn't have been that integral to the story. With the movie just being 70 minutes, it could be afforded not to be cut like some other movies misted. The scenes didn't stand out like say in Eegah, Future War, Beginning of the End, and Hellcats.

It takes nearly 20 minutes before getting to the killer shrews in a movie that runs 70 minutes. The shrews aren't shown much for just being able to realize they're dogs. We have another black and white movie with a group of people trapped from an unescapable evil like Night of the Living Dead. I'm not going to suggest Romero was inspired by this movie unlike say Carnival of the Souls and Last Man on Earth. Walking in a barrel to a beach to escape killer shrews is an awfully lame ending. I wasn't expecting the marines to arrive and manage to shoot all the shrews. With such a low budget, they should have had a better ending.



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Quotable Dialogue

"I've never been known to turn down a drink before."
"They're the most horrible animals on the face of the Earth."
"They were mutants."
"I always speak from a clinical point of view."
"They're more poisonous than snakes."
"Jerry just tried to kill me twice in the last 5 minutes."
"We ought to be able to duck walk to the beach."


Morals of the Story

Hurricanes have no visible signs of wind or damage.
Mexican men are known to commonly have Italian names like Mario.
Sailors routinely carry guns on shore leave.
Guns are useful as tourniquets.




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