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Last Man on Earth (1964)


Cast:

Vincent Price is Robert Morgan


What the box says:

Set in a nightmare world populated with vampire-like creatures, scientist Robert Morgan (Vincent Price) is the only man immune to a plague that has turned the entire population of earth into a vampire society. Robert, in his effort to stay alive, becomes a monster slayer that terrifies the vampire community. A dark and intriguing film that mixes science fiction with horror and waslater remade as "The Omega Man" with Charlton Heston in the Vincent Price role.


Plot:

In a desolate city, there are no people, just a few bodies in the streets.

In a boarded-up house, Vincent Price awakens to face the day, 3 years after the fall of humanity. He checks on his electrical generator. Finding a few bodies around his house, heads back inside. Vincent tries broadcasting another radio message that just returns static.

On his doors, the mirrors are shattered. The garlic has lost its odor. He heads into the city to get some more garlic. Not yet found the nest where �they� hide during the day. He sharpens a few stakes grabbing them he heads out�

The bodies are loaded into his hearse. Realizing he needs gas, too. The hearse heads out on these empty streets. The bodies along the streets will be cleared later. Refueling from a gas tanker truck, he drives away. Donning a gas mask, he throws the bodies into a burning charnel pit or as I think of it the dump.

In the supermarket, he looks around before getting some garlic. At a mirror store, he gets some new mirrors to replace the broken ones. The hunt begins for vampires. A staking montage ensues. More bodies thrown into the pit montage ensues, too. Vincent heads home.

The garlic wreathes are readied. The doors are barricaded. The sun falls into the horizon and the children of the night walk the Earth. Inside, Vincent has a jazz record playing as the vampires slowly lurch towards his house and try breaking into it. He has to wait through the night. Awakening from a nightmare, he readies more stakes for this new day�

Vincent heads to the cemetery where his wife is interred. Falling asleep and it is dark outside. He rushes past the swarming hordes of vampires and gets to his house. The vampires have begun their nightly assault of the house.

Vampires rush him until he uses a mirror to ward them off. Inside, Vincent begins watching home movies of his wife and daughter. He begins to laugh maniacally before bursting into tears as the vampires continue to attack his house.

Flashback to before the end of the world as we know it�Vincent�s daughter Kathy is celebrating her birthday. Vincent�s friend Ben arrives with an article about an airborne disease that is ravaging Europe. Vincent thinks the disease isn�t as bad as everyone lets on. The germ seems to be unable to be destroyed by any known process.

As a precaution, Vincent has Kathy sleeping under a mosquito net. Virge, his wife, is fixing breakfast. She is starting to come down with the disease herself, but hiding it from Vincent. The lab where Vincent and Ben are working is frantically searching for a cure.

Ben is telling stories that the bodies are being burnt because the dead are returning. Vincent doubts these stories. That night, on the news, the dead bodies are to be burnt according to a national emergency. Kathy is getting sicker. Vincent doesn�t want a doctor called for the plague infected Kathy. He orders Virge not to call a doctor. The doctor would be required to report Kathy�s disease. Vincent heads back to the lab.

As he�s leaving, he spots a military truck carrying out the body of a neighbor child to be burnt. He stops to pick up Ben. Ben has a garlic wreath on his door. Ben wants Vincent to leave him alone. Ben seems to be 1 conspiracy theory shy of total paranoia.

Vincent heads to the lab, passing a military convoy. At the lab, only Dr. Mercer remains. They get to work, there must be a cure.

That night, a military truck pulls away as Vincent arrives. Kathy is gone. Virge called a doctor. Vincent rushes to the charnel pit trying to find Kathy�s body. The army stops him as more and more bodies are tossed into the makeshift crematorium.

The next day, he learns Virge is sick, too. Virge dies. He won�t let her be taken to the pit. Loads her in the car and drives to a field and secretly buries her. That night, he hears a noise and finds the zombie-like Virge returning. The flashback ends and the vampires keep attacking the house.

The next day, Vincent�s car has bee demolished, it was left out and attacked by the vampires. Vincent heads out to find a new car hearse like a station wagon. A dog walks by him. He chases after the dog which runs off. He keeps looking for it and stumbles across some vampires that have been staked but not his handiwork.

At home, he uses his radio again, still no answer. The dog followed him. Vincent welcomes him with open arms. Vampires attack the house while he cleans the dog which is scared of the vampires.

Vincent checks a blood sample and the next thing he buries a small thing about the size of the dog. He spots a girl that runs from him, an actual human out in the daylight. Finally catching up with her, he is about to leave her when she follows him.

Back at his house, Ruth is looking around. Vincent fixes her some coffee. They have some small talk about their lives before in the long, long ago time. Vincent learns she can�t tolerate garlic. She is infected.

Ruth wants to leave but, he fixes her some dinner. The vampires attack the house again. Vincent talks about how he will eventually stake the vampire leader, Ben, his friend.

Vincent talks about why he�s immune to the plague. He was bitten a vampire bat, infected with the disease which was weakened by the bat�s immune system, in Panama. Ruth is getting sicker about to take an injection which retards the germs growth.

A number of people use this injection. He demands the truth. Ruth�s group hunt vampires and the greatest monster of them all, Vincent. The group is going to kill Vincent tonight. Ruth has a gun but passes out.

He ponders what to do. Ruth is given a transfusion and awakens to learn she is cured. The rest of Ruth�s group can be cured. She is now determined to warn the group about his discovery. The vampires realize the garlic normally placed on the door is now gone. Vampires break into the house. Vincent saves Ruth from vampire Ben. Cars approach. The occupants wipe out the vampires

Ruth warns Vincent to escape. Ruth tries telling the group about Vincent�s cure but, they neither hear nor care about it.

Vincent is being chased. A gunfight ensues. He manages to make it to the police armory and escapes to another room. Using some smoke grenades, he escapes to a nearby church and is wounded. The black clad pseudo vampires are searching for him.

Vincent is surrounded. Ruth tries telling them of the cure. He gives a speech about being the last man on Earth and how they are freaks. He is harpooned for such a comment. Ruth rushes to his side as he dies. She walks away, knowing they are all safe now.


What I say:

Richard Matheson's I am Legend is the inspiration for this movie. And gave us the 1970s, Omega Man. I may have read Puppet Masters but never read any Richard Matheson. After seeing this I'm going to have to hunt down some to see if the book is better than the movie.

These vampires have all the traditional vampire weaknesses...vulnerable to sunlight, mirrors, garlic, etc�They need blood but will feed off of other infected people if necessary. You never see them feed, though. Not cannibals, but ghouls... The strange thing is that they seem to be like George Romero�s zombies. They move very slowly and jerky. Can you not see the numerous vampire attacks compared to the zombies surrounding the farmhouse Night of the Living Dead?

Imagine if you will, a group of slow moving ghouls surrounding a house that is barricaded against their assaults. Doesn't the above description sound like Night of the Living Dead? Think George Romero was directing this movie. It is hard to think of any way to describe Last Man on Earth without mentioning Night of the Living Dead. You'd be wrong. 4 years before George Romero's classic, Last Man on Earth was released.

This could be considered as the first modern zombie movie even if it concerns vampires instead. I think of it more as vampire movie due to using more of the vampire mythology. At this time, the zombie mythology was the Carribbean island voodoo doll genre. But, Romero reinvented the zombie genre and gave us most of the rules: head shots, blows to the head, and slowly turning after being bitten. Romero has acknowledged that this movie and the novel as major influences on Night of the Living Dead. Even the very downbeat ending, which the Night of the Living Dead seemed to copy.

The acting is hard to judge when so very little people do more than shuffle around in the darkness. This movie seems to have a series of memorable seasons. The way Vincent wanders through the day as he tries to survive and keep from losing his mind from loneliness is pretty powerful. It reminds me a lot of The Quiet Earth or at the least the first part where the man wanders around dazed by what has happened. Granted Last Man on Earth, is set several years after the plague, but the similarities are there... I think everyone has at one time or another wondered what they would do if they were the only person on Earth. But, I'm not thinking they would picture bands of un-human monsters.

The first half an hour seems to be almost Vincent Price�s internal monologues about a world gone mad and his routine of surviving as long as he has. I can understand why the movie had Vincent Price narrating the first third of the movie, otherwise we wouldn't hear anything. Now, a movie might not have much dialogue in it but, something from the mid 60s would be a harder sell for such little dialogue. The extremely long flashback near the middle may have set up the background on what happened but, it really killed a lot of suspense of what was happening. The last part seemed to just tack on some action at the expense of what this movie originally was.

One of the more interesting and yet unknown Vincent Price movies, very seldom did he play the hero. Vincent Price is the fearless Vampire Killer. He just portrays world weariness about being alone for 3 years as he saw the world go to Hell, or Hell comes to Earth. It is just showing his talent that he can actually play such a beaten character who keeps fighting. His character of a man determined to keep fighting could have devolved into a sterotypical Captain Ahab fixation on vampires and more than that his former friend, Ben. If Ben had any more than a small semblance of intelligence as a vampire, Vincent would have had a Ahab fixation on him, definitely...

A part of the plot that wasn't explored to any degree that it should was Vincent had killed as many of the people who were slowly turning due to the plague like Ruth as vampires. He had became known as a monster who killed these people who were trying to establish a new society. The transformation from vampire slayer to the monster feared by others could have really made this a much more interesting film. The way it dawned on Vincent how he was such a nightmarish boogie man to the plague carying group at the end did make it almost seem like a religious revelation.

Richard Matheson wrote the screenplay but had it creditied to a pseudonym after seeing the film verion of it. He hated it that much. Granted, never heard what he thought of Omega Man. The director really made this movie drag to snail's pace. It is hard to really feel the vampires are that mush of a threat. Vincent manages to escape at least a dozen at the cemetary. The explanation that the vampires aren�t a threat except because of the number of them at least tries explaining why Vincent has lasted as long as he has. "Morgan, Come out." may not compare to "They're coming to get you Barbara..." But what would be?



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Quotable Dialogue

"This garlic has lost its pungency."
"I can�t live a heartbeat away from Hell and forget it."
"I�m a scientist not an alarmist."
"That kicks the bone marrow theory in the head."
"They were afraid of me."


Morals of the Story

Vincent Price has maniacal laughter down to a T.
Cities can have power without interruption for more than 3 years.
After the fall of civilization, hearses are more popular than sports cars.




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