James Wampa: Never Say Clever Again was the second James Wampa movie ever created and the first one to be taped over. This film was incredibly not funny. All of the jokes were corny and the storyline wasn't all that good. A new villain, named Mr. Bullseye, planted a bomb in a very important building. The word to activate the bomb was "Clever." James Wampa, the top agent in R-I6, is sent to disarm the bomb and bring Mr. Bullseye to justice. Wampa is given a large roller coaster car to replace his broken tricycle. On his way to Mr. Bullseye's location in the very important building Wampa gets caught in a traffic jam. He tries to say hello to some ladies, but they scream and run away. He arrives at the very important building and finds Mr. Bullseye. Wampa pretends to deliver pizza and is turned away by the Bull. He comes back as the milkman and is turned away again. This time he blows his cover and reveals that he is James Wampa. He and the Bull have a discussion about the bomb, and, of course, say clever many times in the conversation. The bomb keeps getting activated and deactivated until Mr. Bullseye runs away. Wampa catches him, slows down time, and disarms the boy right when it reaches zero. The hero saved the day again, so he returned to R-I6 HQ. Q was not very happy to find Wampa's roller coaster car in bad condition. He yells at 00Wampa as the movie comes to a close. As was stated before, this movie was not very interesting. The tape was put to good use, though, as Indiana Critic and The Raiders of the Lost Mark was filmed over it. To this day, there are still small clips of Never Say Clever Again that appear in The Raiders of the Lost Mark. They are somewhat humorous when they appear, and bring back some good memories of this lost film. |
