| Indiana Critic and The Raiders of the Lost Mark |
| Indiana Critic and The Raiders of the Lost Mark has made its mark in SGF films (no pun intended). It is SGF's 8th complete movie, being the second film with real people in it, next to The Scarier Than Scary Movie. This film takes the beloved Critics seen in previous movies and sticks them with lead roles as Indiana Critic and Marcus Critic. The movie starts out with a couple of guys looking for a valuable idol in a cave. They find it, but Indy finds them. He takes the idol from them and starts to leave. He accidently sets off several traps, including a rock that chases Indy to the end of the cave. He barely escapes a killer bug, and then gets out of the forbidden place. He decides to take it to his friend Marcus Critic so that it can be put in a museum. Indy goes to Marcus's house, and Marcus tells him about a man named Mark. Mark is the only person in the galaxy that knows how to make a double-bladed lightsaber. This is too much for Indy to resist, so Indy and Marcus become the Raiders of the Lost Mark. They fly to Endor, Tatooine, and finally Naboo, three planets they chose to go to by using rock-paper-scissors. They go to the Really Old Building for a place to stay the night, and then they head out to search for Mark. Once they leave two theives appear in their room and start to steal their stuff. Indy and Marcus knew the theives were there the whole time, of course, so they return to their room and fight the criminals. They lose the fight and are taken to a Not-Z prison camp. Indy comes up with an idea of how to escape, and that's what they do. They run from the camp and find a guy with a shovel. Indy says he senses Mark nearby, and Marcus trusts Indy's treasure-hunting skills. The shovel guy digs them a hole, and they find and enter the underground home of Mark, filled with bones and traps. They find Mark sitting in a rocking chair. Mark is a little hard of hearing, but he hears the request of a double-bladed lightsaber from Indy. He quickly builds the handle and the first blade. Before the second blade can be completed, Not-Z soldiers come down and capture Indy and Marcus again, as well as Mark. They are brought to a Not-Z outpost and tied to a pole. Mark is taken off to the side and asked to give the lightsaber to the Not-Z general. Mark refuses and cuts the two heros free. There is a stunning action scene that follows that results in Mark and all of the Not-Zs dying, Indy getting the lightsaber, and the two heros escaping. In the next scene they are back at Marcus's house. Indy says that the galaxy's government has put the lightsaber in a safe place. He has an old bone to give to a friend, so he runs off in a classic Indiana Critic exit. The final scene of the movie shows a guy putting the lightsaber in a storage crate in a warehouse. What a happy ending! This movie contains previews for Young Indiana Critic and Trombone Boy, as well as many hilarious scenes and good times. Indiana Critic and the Raiders of the Lost Mark is a film to be enjoyed by everyone. Now there is a dark and mysterious background story behind Mark, never mentioned in Raiders of the Lost Mark. It is full of action, tragedy, death and war. It is the newest project for SGF, and is currently being created. Click the Link below to learn more about this mysterious old man, who used to be known very well throughout the galaxy in... THE LORD OF THE BLADES |
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