| The star of our James Bond movie parodies, 00Wampa appeared first in The Race, then in James Wampa: Pinkeye, and again in Never Say Clever Again. Never Say Clever Again was destroyed because of its boringness and the simple fact that we didn't like it. (We also needed an extra tape that day, and we just decided to use that one) James Wampa was born on Hoth, the remote icy world that would one day be a part of one of the worst wars in the galaxy. He grew up with his small-brained family, who for some very strange reason could all talk, unlike any other snow wampas. One day he moved out. He moved into his own cave, and eventually left the planet because it was too cold. He moved to Tatooine, where he became a smuggler, smuggling nothing important, just little rocks and dust. Now that I think about it, I don't know why he needed to smuggle them in the first place. Anyway, he quickly got bored with that, and while watching the 6th annual race on Tatooine, he met a guy with a letter for his first name, who was listening to some annoying music. He started talking and this strange man introduced himself. He noticed that Wampa was somewhat intelligent, and decided he would be the perfect addition to Rebel Intelligence 6, better known as RI-6. Wampa agreed, because by that time the extreme heat was literally about to kill him and his big fur coat. James Wampa's latest appearance was in Attack of the Clowns Episode 1: The Alliance, where he was sent in by the newly formed RI-6 to rescue the Army Men from the plastic world, which was taken over by the evil Clown. After fighting a fearsome clown warrior he escaped from the Plastic World with the Army Men and was then ordered to work as security for the meeting that was supposed to form The Alliance on Coruscant. That Meeting Building was taken over, as Wampa watched, as was the whole planet. Somehow Wampa escaped, and is currently back at RI-6 headquarters. |
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