| The STATS News Team was the galaxy's most famous news team of all time. Unfortunately the first news team, consisting of members Rhonda Bighead, Joe Burman, and other misc. reporters, started checking out a story concerning a giant Clown who escaped from Endor. The Clown killed each member of the team one by one, in an effort to cut off recent news from reaching the galaxy quickly. The team rose from the ashes thanks to new members such as Dan the Man, Floopy Baghead, and Frenchy Toast, and STATS became popular once again. Too bad The Clown wanted to broadcast a message. The Clown killed all of the new members of the team very quickly and used the show to tell the galaxy his message. No one is really sure what he said, though. |