| Dan the Man was a very friendly guy. He always said hello to people, even complete strangers. He respected everyone, no matter what their species was. This made him the perfect news anchor for The STATS News Team. As STATS was recovering from its recent Clown attack Dan became part of the team. He did a fine job being on the air, delivering news, until The Clown came back to once again take over The STATS News. Dan was among the many casualties of the massacre. |
| Dan the Man |