| The Clown is a giant . . . well . . . clown. He served as the protector of the Ewoks of Endor for generations. He only left Endor a few times, for instance: when he went to Tatooine to watch The Race. He always came home, though. He remained loyal to the Ewoks. Then one day, The Clown had an accident. This accident left him with a wet spot on his pants, which drove him crazy. Literally. Following the accident The Clown destroyed an entire Ewok village and killed many of the Ewoks that he had once protected. He killed the STATS News Team and cut the galaxy away from its best news source so that nobody would know what happened. After this he decided that he wanted to guard something else, so he found a golden treasure hidden in a cavern to guard. Unfortunately, Indiana Critic beat up The Clown and took his treasure. The Clown soon came up with a new plan. He would build an army, take over the galaxy, and become the emperor of The Clown Empire. And that's what he did, for the most part. He created The Clown Empire and took over several planets, including The Plastic World and Coruscant. These aggressive maneuvers began what became known as The Clown War. This war was fought mostly between The Clown Empire and a group known as The Alliance. The Clown War rages on to this day. Nobody knows when it will end. About one month after The Clown War began, the STATS News Team rose again. The Clown killed all of these new news reporters, but this time he broadcast a message to the entire galaxy. Nobody is really sure what he said, but it was very important. The Clown disappeared for about four months after that. It is believed that he was hiding in his palace. He reappeared when some of his Clown Warriors learned about his imprisoning them and using them to his own advantage. One of The Clown's Programs, which he used to control his Clown Warriors, was destroyed, and three of his Clown Warriors escaped alive. This made him both very sad and very angry. It is believed that he will make a desperate attempt to destroy The Alliance within the next month. We can only wait and see. |
