Joe Burman was one of the few crew members who were killed in the first attack at the STATS news studios in "The Scarier than Scary Movie." Joe in particular was a fat security guard, one of the last to be killed, while trying to fight off the clown.
Joe Burman was born in the Mossaan System, a planet known for raising Taun Tauns. He grew up on a livestock farm, raising baby Taun Tauns and selling them to travelers who were getting tired of walking. Then he went to the Empire to train as security, and later quit to be a security guard for the new news program, STATS news. He never appeared on TV until he bravely tried to stop the clown, by finding it and killing it with his fat plastic blue golf club. But sadly, the clown found him first... |
