erin: You know fun size candy bars?
me: They're not very fun.
erin: Yeah, but you know those mini-bars? The ones that are half the size of the fun size?
me: The little nibble ones? YEah, what about em?
erin: What are they called?
erin: Happy size?
me: I dunno. Maybe still fun size? Why do you care?
erin: I'm curious.
me: UNhappy size, more like. Cheapass size. Waistline watcher size.
erin: You're-kidding-yourself size.
erin: Look-at-yourself-in-the-mirror size.
me: Those things are just a ploy. Who can eat just one? I'm glad we got rid of most of the Butterfinger yesterday. *blush* I ate one on my way out the door this morning.
me: You know if you have a bag of mini-funs you'd just end up sitting there surrounded by the carnage of the wrappers. Anti-environmentalist size.