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Dibbler is the perpetual unsuccessful business man. He can be seen everywhere there is a crowd in Ankh-Morpork, selling suspicious sausages and inedible meat-pies. His best work in life occurred on two occasions: when the movies broke into the discworld, and when Rock�n�Roll was introduced to the disc. He is a great dirty manager type of person, and actually did well up to the point when the creatures from the dungeon dimensions broke through. When printing came into Ankh-Morpork Dibbler did well selling tabloid type papers. Usually, though, he just wanders around the city looking for crowds to sell his products to. He believes that all money belongs to him, and it�s his job to get people to give it back.

I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay
Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me
That's too bad
In my dreams I have a plan
If I got me a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind
Ain't it sad
And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me
That's too bad
So I must leave, I'll have to go
To Las Vegas or Monaco
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same...
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world
Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money It's a rich man's world
It's a rich man's world

Cut My Own Throat Dibbler

Dibbler appears in the following books:

Dibbler�s theme is Money Money Money by ABBA:

Guards! Guards!

Moving Pictures

Reaper Man

Men At Arms

Soul Music

Interesting Times

Feet Of Clay

Jingo

The Truth

Night Watch
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