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Dibbler is the perpetual unsuccessful business man. He can be seen everywhere there is a crowd in Ankh-Morpork, selling suspicious sausages and inedible meat-pies. His best work in life occurred on two occasions: when the movies broke into the discworld, and when Rock�n�Roll was introduced to the disc. He is a great dirty manager type of person, and actually did well up to the point when the creatures from the dungeon dimensions broke through. When printing came into Ankh-Morpork Dibbler did well selling tabloid type papers. Usually, though, he just wanders around the city looking for crowds to sell his products to. He believes that all money belongs to him, and it�s his job to get people to give it back. |
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I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay |
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Ain't it sad |
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And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me |
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That's too bad |
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In my dreams I have a plan |
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If I got me a wealthy man |
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I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball... |
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Money, money, money |
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Must be funny |
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In the rich man's world |
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Money, money, money |
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Always sunny |
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In the rich man's world |
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Aha-ahaaa |
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All the things I could do |
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If I had a little money |
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It's a rich man's world |
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A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind |
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Ain't it sad |
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And if he happens to be free I bet he wouldn't fancy me |
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That's too bad |
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So I must leave, I'll have to go |
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To Las Vegas or Monaco |
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And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same... |
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Money, money, money |
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Must be funny |
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In the rich man's world |
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Money, money, money |
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Always sunny |
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In the rich man's world |
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Aha-ahaaa |
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All the things I could do |
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If I had a little money |
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It's a rich man's world |
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Money, money, money |
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Must be funny |
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In the rich man's world |
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Money, money, money |
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Always sunny |
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In the rich man's world |
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Aha-ahaaa |
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All the things I could do |
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If I had a little money It's a rich man's world |
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It's a rich man's world |
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Cut My Own Throat Dibbler |
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Dibbler appears in the following books: |
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Dibbler�s theme is Money Money Money by ABBA: |