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Cosmic Debris� Top Ten Ways that Cookie Dough is Better than a Penis;
#10 - No one have ever gotten preggers, or contracted a sexually transmitted disease from Cookie Dough
# 9 - There are no size insecurity issues... you can make cookie dough as Big as you want!
# 8 - When you have had enough, you can just Put it away and save it for later.
# 7 - If cookie dough gets hard over night, it won�t wake you up.
# 6 - You can enjoy cookie dough, even if it is soft
# 5 - It never complain�s, not even when you chew on it!
# 4 - It makes no unreasonable demands... you want to swallow it!
# 3 - You can eat all you want in Public, and NOT Get arrested!
# 2 - Cookie Dough comes in Chocolate
and the Number One way that Cookie Dough is Better than a Penis;
You can tell your friends how much you�ve eaten without sounding like you are bragging!
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