"Not only do I have a strudel, but I got the whole damn bakery down there!"
"Maybe you just don't understand what WCW means. Let's take the first letter. The first letter, W, meaning world. Now Kurt, we live in a world, we live on the planet Earth. But there are also many other planets. There's Mars, there's Jupiter, there's Pluto, and those planets also have many moons.."
"Kurt, before I was so rudely interrupted, I just wanna make sure that you understand again what WCW means. Now we're onto the letter C. C stands for championship, which obviously you do not have any currently at the moment. C has many other meanings too. C can stand for crayon, coyote, and C also stands for cookie, which is good enough for me."
"Kurt, you said time is precious. Let me get down to, make sure you understand again, to the last W. W stands for Wrestling, which obviously you are very good at. But W also stands for, I don't know - water, whatever, and in some cases .. wussy."
"So my question to you dad is, do you want to play? Do you want to play with me? Because in my hand is a contract for us to play on the biggest playground in this industry. That's right dad, I'm challenging you to a match at Wrestlemania. So if you got the grapefruits, why don't you come down here and accept my challenge. Cause once Wrestlemania is all said and done people won't be asking me what's it like to be Vince McMahon's son, no no no, they're gonna be asking you dad what's it like to be the father of Shane McMahon?" |
