"Hello Big Show. I saw what you did to Test .. so I thought I'd try and calm you down by reading from this fable, to turn that frown upside down. This story starts, a giant, a beanstalk and a boy named Jack, but for the purposes of this story the boy will be named Shane O'Mac. Now Shane had a dad that was angry and crass, because at Wrestlemania, Shane kicked his dad's ass. Shane's dad was sore, he could barely walk, so he called Shane out for a father/son talk. They stood in the ring, face to face and toe to toe, when Vince called out for the giant Big Show. Fe Fi Fo Fum, I'm seven foot tall, but me bloody dumb. Show grabbed Shane by the neck, picked him up off the mat, then chokeslammed Shane down with a ferocious splat. Vince grinned from ear to ear upon seeing the crash, said you two will compete this Sunday at Backlash. Once the match started, the giant looked high and low. But he couldn't find Shane, which way did he go? Up to the top of the mighty beanstalk, the people were stunned, they could barely talk. The fairytale ends with a mighty crash landing, when it was all said and done, Shane O'Mac was the last man standing."
"I'm a man and I stand in this ring as a man! I am no longer your boy, Dad. I am proud of who I am. I am proud of the person I have become. My name is Shane McMahon and for 28 years, for 28 years I have finally built up enough courage to face you here today. To stand up to you! I guess now you have something to be proud of me about, Dad because I finally stood up to you and I had the BRASS to do it!! Isn't it ironic? I guess I'm just like you after all, isn't that right, Dad? "
"I've got it all. I got looks, I got money, I got the brain power."
"Shane McMahon says your ass is fired!" |
