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If
you've run any races in Greater Cincinnati over the past several years,
no doubt you've seen the black and white TEAM GENERIC uniform. Numbering
more than forty strong, the group has been increasing faster than the number
of Aids cases in a Haitian bath house, growing faster than a weight lifter's
hemorrhoids.
Our weekend runs frequently have more than fifteen runners, so although we all run the same course, the pack usually spreads out to three or four groups, each running at the pace they want. Afterwards, we all eat together and tell lies. Team
Generic is for you if you:
Knowing what you're getting yourself into and, if you're still interested......Read the Generic Guidelines. Membership
Criteria.
Attire.
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white
or black top (singlet or T-shirt) with "Team Generic" on the front in plain
block letters. Shorts or tights should be black. Any accessories should
be black or white only. Silly ass neon or multi-colored shorts and shoes
are inconsistent with the true Generic philosophy, but tolerated. Tie dyed
or colored shirts and shorts with advertising on them are in very poor
taste and border on being sacrilegious. The shirt/singlet must be worn
at all races and the Seven Hills Run. It should not be worn at any other
time, e.g. training runs, run brunches, car shows, or rasslin' matches.
Team Generic jackets and sweatshirts may be worn at any time. the same
goes for the soon-to-be released line of Team Generic items including caps,
key chains, earmuffs, lingerie, tires, beer, cigars, trading cards (collect
them all!) and air freshener.
Dues.
Sponsorship.
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Training
Run Schedule.
The basic schedule is: Saturday - at Dee-Lights in Ludlow. Sunday - at McDonalds in Covington.< Starting time at both locations is 7:30 a.m. between Memorial Day and Labor Day inclusive, 8:00 a.m. the rest of the year. That's not too complicated, is it? You'd be amazed at the number of calls I get from Buckeyes with accents and inebriated Kentuckians at midnight asking "wha' time we runnin' tommorra'? or better yet, "whose conin' down"? The
only exceptions to this schedule are:
One days which there is a big race, e.g. Mini Marathon, and sometimes the day preceeding a big race, the turnout may be light, but the course will be open. Oh,
did I mention.... When I say we start at 7:30 or 8:00, I mean 7:30 sharp!
Meetings.
Mark
Koenig
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