Everyone has something that makes life a little less bearable, right? So here are some of mine...
Drinks
Music
Public Washrooms
Don't get me wrong; I'm grateful that we have flushable toilets and all, instead of outhouses and bushes... But
tell me this: how does somebody just "forget" to flush a toilet after they've used it? The water ain't usually that
yellow, and how can someone just forget the lil' smelly "gift" they leave behind in the porcelain bowl for the next person? Or how does
a supposedly-female person manage to splatter the entire seat, front to back? Seriously, that must take some extra effort, movement, balance, and
strong muscled thighs to hit every single inch -- unless maybe if they drop a heavy object into the bowl from 20 feet up... I dunno!
And have you watched some of these toilets flushing before? Some are so strong and powerful, that the toilet water contents actually
shoot upwards out of the toilet -- like a personal mini-fountain. It's disgusting. You gotta just flush and run, I swear. =D
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