Mat P.

-Guitar, handclaps, grunting sounds
-Voice of reason

Legend has it that Mat was drunk at a party one night and his friends lit him on fire as a joke. Sadly, when his friends failed to put out the flames he died of 3rd degree burns. His friends then tried to get rid of the evidence by burying Mat's body in a nearby wooded area. Years later, through some miracle, Mat was resurrected at a bush party held by an unknown Pagan cult! Strangely enough, Mat's body was buried next to a buried guitar and through osmosis, the psychic energy from the guitar was transferred to Mat! So now Mat seeks his revenge by playing booty-shaking guitar riffs!