Relax... welcome to the home of Soul Monkey Sperm Tribe. If you've come looking for free porn you won't find it here. Go here instead. If you're a nerd who is looking for video game codes then please leave, you won't find those here either. Actually, we were thinking of doing some of our own amateur work but none of us are very good looking. Wait a minute, you don't need to be good looking to be in porn, okay maybe we'll do that next week.

Some of you may have noticed that the contents of this particular introductory page have been changed. That's because the old page was pretty lame. This one is pretty lame too, but who cares? The only difference between the old page and this one is that I actually thought the old one was cool when I first made it. With this one I already realize that it is lame and there's really nothing I can do about it. I really don't think it is within me to make a cool introductory page. Maybe in a few months when I feel really motivated I'll come back and make a different, but still lame intro page.